Fan Dressed As Giant Erection May Have Been Peenalized At College Football Game

You’re just picking up on that NOW?

Sam Houston State is going down on the wrong side of history, now 0-8 on the season and leading the ESPN Bottom Ten.

Will the Curse of the Giant Penis enter sports lore along with the Curse of the Billy Goat and the Curse of the Bambino?

I’m sure the penal(ile) codes of the state forbid such a getup.

Alright, someone needs to figure out a pretext to use the word “ensued”! I am shooting blanks.

Rhode Island School of Design is a leader in many fields, but not so much when it comes to sportsball. Except we have the BEST mascot - Scrotie!

I think a sharp knife is traditional, not a saw.

Maybe the journalists “having fun” just have swollen heads? Bunch of stiffs…. (Hope they don’t take this too hard.)

There is an Italian family named Colleoni, whose coat of arms has 3 inverted hearts.
“Inverted heart” is a Victorian-era euphemism. Their medieval ancestors blazoned it “3 scrotums”.

Well, he is cock-eyed.

mmm

Did you see in the article the guy wearing the costume - his name is Woody.

Do you all know that Sam Houston State used to be called Sam Houston Institute of Technology?

Now THERE’S an undoubted Urban Legend. Or maybe a joke. It’d never be allowed, acronymically

They DO have a College of Engineering and Science Technology. But SHSU-CEST doesn’t bother anybody.

Careful, don’t sit in the wet spot!

~VOW