Huffington Post is having WAY too much fun with this story
The person in the costume clearly could not see very well. Perhaps they thought they were going to see the Expos and Yanks?
Good thing he didn’t pull something. He would have had to limp off the field.
Just a whacko.
He’s only got one eye.
Guy is dragging his penis up the stairs & none of the women are paying any attention to him???
Sure, it’s a dick move, but it sure took balls to try it…
Especially for such an upstanding young man.
If he takes Viagra, does he get arthritis?
“Peenalized”? Shouldn’t that be “Penilized”?
It’s just as well he left early. If he’d stayed there for more than four hours he would have needed to seek medical assistance.
Umm…
Who knew you had to be such a big asshole to look like a big dick?
All I could think of was this music video.
I love that song. It’s a lot more subtle when you’re just listening to it and not watching the video, which gives everything away.
Yeah, never really been known for depth perception.
What does that costume use for skin?
Maybe something they found on Clothworks?
I was making a lame pun.
You cover it well.
I saw it.
So was I, if you hover over the link.