Fantasy Football II

I’ve been quiet.

TOO QUIET.

I quit playing fantasy football with my heart this year and ended up with more packers than a hot tub of underage girls would know what to do with.

Favre is my QB in TWO leagues. UGH

It will be a hard year for me as I simultaneously root for Favre to a)get run over by a beer truck and b)pass for 300 yards
So actually, for me it’s a win win. If Favre sucks, then my heart will be satisfied.

If he is good, then my wallet shall be recompensed.

I am really pleased with my SDMB team, especially the Chicago D, and Ahman Green. For some reason I LOVE Laverneus Coles. I tried to draft him in every league, and got him in two out of three.

But really. It’s just a game…

That I’m going to kick your ass at.

Woah! Sorry I missed the memo on Freeman. I was “Live” during the draft, but out of the room most of the time. If anything, I was “wooshed” by his crap pick.

Anyways… Hamlet and Team Og, go pick up Finneran and offer me Freeman in trade and he’s yours!

I’ll check up on this later; gots to go back to work.

Here’s how it stands:

Munch moved Finneran to Team Og’s roster,

I have offered Team Og a trade: Freeman for Finneran.

Hopefully, this’ll get cleared up today; just nobody object to the trade.

You know, unless Hamlet really wants Finneran.

Will talk smack later; now I’ve really gots to go back to work.

Finally got some time at work to do the important stuff…FOOTBALL!!!

I accepted your trade, Pantellerite, so Freeman should be on my team soon. Thanks, and thanks to Munch for getting me Finneran to trade.

Some Random notes:

ShibbOleth is clearly the most pessimistic person in the world. According to him, the entire NFL will be on injured reserve by halfway through the season. The other half will either be in an old folks home, or passed out in a gutter. Think positive, Shibbs!! You have Burress, who will have (cough) a great (teehee, ahem) year and Kevin Dyson, who will finally (hohohoho, cough) become (ha) the (Haaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah) Sorry, I couldn’t keep a straight face anymore.

Newtonmeter. That’s the thanks I get for going easy on you in my predictions? I said you could win it all easily… Sheesh, kids these days got no damn respect. Well, at least you got a couple things right, Garcia will blow Griese (Beer…like…I…oops, Fall down ouchie!) out of the water, and Isaac Newton rocks. As far as the rest, well, we shall see. Week one is one of my toughest weeks, (followed closely by Weeks 2 through 14), but I’d be willing to bet a pepperoni pizza from Uno that the St. Paul Lumberjacks will soon be back to cuttin’ trees and enjoying gloryholes. I hear it’s your turn in the barrell…

I would just like to say, with all sincerity, to my fellow players, that I am going to eat your children.

ROBOT MONKEYS UBER ALLES!
Hail to the Monkeys!
Hail Victory
Chimps on the Warpath
Fight for ol’ Hugh Jass

First the numbers.



1  Shlby Shelbyvillians          10-1-0    .909    894.00    W-6 
2  Mundis Morning Blues       9-2-0      .818  1042.00    W-5 
3  Og                                    6-5-0     .545    827.00     W-3 
4  Omni's Omnipotents         6-5-0      .545    790.00     W-1 
5  Austin Robot Monkeys      5-5-1      .500    788.00     W-1 
6  St. Paul Lumberjacks        5-6-0      .455    823.00     L-3 
7  Continental Drifters           5-6-0      .455    750.00     L-4 
8  WL's Warriors                   4-5-2      .455    736.00     L-1 
9  FistsofDiesel                     4-6-1      .409    673.00     L-1 
10  Isotopes                          4-7-0      .364    810.00     W-1 
11  Unskilled Hacks II            4-7-0      .364    786.00      L-1 
12  The Fighting Ferrets        2-9-0      .182    721.00      L-1 


Now the analysis.
3 weeks until the playoffs. 2 spots prety much locked down (though I am not beyond making a cataclysmic post-season colllapse.) 9 teams mathematically alive for the final 2 spots! Talk about parity. And when you’re done, talk about Milo :smiley:

Shelby has been, obviously, solid all year. He rode Ricky Williams early, and has had good preformance from 2nd tier players all year. He’s now maneuvering for teh playoffs and just pulled of a stunning coup in grabbing Trent Green and Terrell Owens for the final weeks (giving up Travis Henry and Donte Stallworth). He and I also just swapped Joe Hown for Charlie Garner. Obviously, we each think we got the right end of the deal.

Mundi’s morning have been fine, except for 2 very bad weeks in the early going. I average almost 14 points more per game than my closest competitor, thanks to some very solid performances from my mid-round picks (Garner, Hines Ward, Tiki Barber, Bucs D) and the fountain of youth discovered by Rich Gannon. Like Shelby, I am trying ot position for the playoffs. But I wasn’t able to close a deal for Owens and he was. Bastard.

Og What can I say. Best smack in the league and making a run at the finish. Michael Bennett and Garcia are coming on, but how seriously can you really take a team starting Lamar Smith and Chad Johnson. Pretty seriously if you know what’s good for you. He’s a hit-or-miss team, but 3 hits in a row have him eyeing the playoffs.

Omni Made of of my players so I bear him an eternal grudge. Made a nice pickup in Pennington, and LT has been gold for him all year. If Moss and Tim Brown ever remembe rhow to post big numbers, he’ll be a force to be reckoned with.

Monkeys have Marvin the Great, but are suddenly hurting with McNabb on the out. Ouch. Good second tier talent, though, could get them through.

Lumberjacks will og as far as Holmes can take them, but his TD numbers have slowed back down to “great but human” and losing Griese might hurt. Vick is a real-life stud, but he hasn’t rung the fantasy bell yet. Jamal Lewis is coming on, which gives him a very good trio of backs–though they’d be better if Dillon could score from the 1 more than 1 out of 4 tries.

Drifters Also spurned my trade offers. Worse, they gave Owens to the league leaders for a declining back and a rookie receiver. They did trade me Jimmy Smith and Curtis Martin when my Fred Taylor injury fear became too great to handle, so I will not condemn them to eternal suffering. They will have to make penance, though. I sentence them to finding a starting receiving corps from: Terry Glenn, Az Hakim, Donte Stallworth, David Patten, Darrell Jackson, and Quincy Morgan.

WL Also spurned my trade offers . . . Hey! I sense a pattern. But his penance was performed watching Hines Ward roll up 25 against him last week so he is absolved. He’s had an up-and-down year, and now finds his only reliable stud (McCallister) maybe out for a week with an ankle sprain. At 4-5-2 he can’t afford even one more loss. Bad karma. See what happens when you play for the tie? :stuck_out_tongue:

Jarbaby is trying to make the late stretch run, but hit a wall last week when her hero Favre got stuck in a dome. Solid receivers with big-game potential, but her RB’s are uneven. Even Ahman Green, who should have been a lock. For some reason she has stuck with the Chicago D all year, despite poor numbers. What could be the reason . . .

Isotopes All Indy, all the time. But they missed out on Harrison, who is the one Colt that has been a thoroughbread this year. Theyt still have a shot, but they need better numbers from the Edge and more strong games from Isaac Bruce and Duce Staley. Actually, those needs don’t seem so unlikely. A longshot, but I hope I don’t face them in the playoffs if they make it. Better points total than 5 teams ranked ahead of them. I find myslef strangely sympathetic to their cause.

Hacks Even Faulk can only carry a team so far. Have done a good job grabbing Ram backups (Bulger, Gordon), but they face a tough scheudle down the stretch (Isotopes, Omni, Shelby). Their only hope is to trade me Marshall Faulk immediately.

Ferrets Milo drafted Warner, Stephen Davis, David Boston 1-2-3. 'Nuff said. The football gods are angry with Mr Milo. We don’t know why, but their punishment is clear.