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I am with you,
Bumsausage.
Heeey! I like so-called feeble attempts of other posters to increase my cursing vocabulary. If we all though like the OP, we’d have never heard of fucktard or asshat. You never know when fuckdimble may be the only appropriate word you can use.
Every so often, some bungcheese will come up with a new expression that is worth spreading.
Like Ben Hicks… I just got to add Roger’s Profanisaurus
to my bookmarks!
Not saying you’re a bungcheese, Ben Hicks, even though it kinda read that way.
It’s good that people attempt ‘pitisms’. Because for every 10 crap ones, there is one good one, and 0.1 absolutely genius one.
If no-one attempted pitisms. we would not see the good ones.
smackwallop. inserterintocomputersofcds. cheeseater. roaddriveroner. cheesesock.
How `bout fuckwhistle?
“What is that? Did I detect the order of fresh smegma on your breath? Tell me, did you come in here simply to ruin my day or was it some sort of compulsive need to share with me your filth encrusted, pig-smegma gargling, distended rectum flavored breath?”
“I feel privilaged to have been a party to your conversation. The only other event I can imagine that would rival this in sheer magesty would be drowning in a pool of month old bukkake.”
“I’m a little stopped up, mind if I use your leftover casserole instead of water in my weekly enema?”
“At least I don’t have hair like the spooge mop from the adult movie theatre.”
“Your arguement is both intreguing and unique much like getting anally fisted by Christ.”
“You are truely a waste of sperm”
Hey, are foreign language curses still acceptable fuckwit?
Like, if I wanted to say “haista vittu”, is that still cool? (translation: figuratively it’s like saying fuck you, but literal translation is “smell cunt” - gotta love those Finns)
You would think smelling cunt would be a good thing. They should say “Unsmell cunt!” or maybe “Smell non-cunt!”
Oh, my goodness…
I was just happy to learn “Asshat”…
[stumbles out the door with a glazed look in her eyes]
I’m not giving up “Boasty McMonkeyfucker” no matter WHAT anyone says!
(Even though I stole it, I brought it here. Therefore, it’s mine, all mine.)
Quit bitching, you profano-luddite neanderfuck!
I’m with you. Those insults are tired.
What’s wrong with, “I think you’re a complete prick! Why don’t you just FUCK OFF?”
It’s not meant to impress.
Well, I did like “fucko off”.
Not so much the insults are tired – it’s just that in being made up out of a fantasy lexicon of cursewords and some not-so-cursewords, they rapidly lose their power and meaning shortly after emerging on the screen.
I agree with TheLoadedDog – the oldies are still goodies, and get the point across perfectly well.