Farting and other fun bodily functions!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ya see, people, say “felching” or “felch”, and ColdFire runs in like a horny little puppy! He IS obsessed!

As far as nose picking: Hey, I gotta breathe, ya know? Sooner or later, those nose nuggets will cut off your air supply (as opposed to cutting off Air Supply, which is a good thing), and then what?

  1. You die a horrible death as you drown in your own congealed snot.
  2. Someone administers the Heimlick Maneuver (no, not that maneuver, ya pervert), and you peg some poor innocent bystander in the face with your nostril load.

So, please…please…please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PICK YOUR NOSE ALREADY!!!

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

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Man, Seale, you must have a LOT of boogers on your speakers.

“And he, he himself, the Grinch,
carved the roast beast.”

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Damn straight, Flyp. That’s what happens when you don’t periodically clear your nose: You wind up painting your speakers, your walls, EVERYTHING with boogers everytime you sneeze.

Oh, the horror!

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.