Why do my farts smell like roses but all others are gross?
All others smell like roses too…that gross smell? You probably just got a wiff of your upper lip.
Yours truly,
aha
It’s to make up for the fact that the opposite is true in communication skills.
Off to… Off to…
Hmm. Heads, MPSIMS. Tails, The Pit. Heh. Looks like a butt with a leaf in it.
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Butt with a leaf in it? I wanna see that coin…
Get the new Georgia quarter. Look at the reverse side upside down. (The quarter, not you. Well, maybe you, if that’s you’re thing. We’re not in the judgement business here.) Viola. Glad to be of service.
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The quarter?
You should have seen the old license plates.
A big, fleshy colored butt.
I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman
Someone named Crackwise would know better than anyone else, I suppose.
Mmm, sure…listen…
Do you think I could interest you in a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?