I'm pittin' my own ass

I thought I had a good idea for an OP until after I posted it and saw someone else had the exact same concept the day before – but in the appropriate forum.

I reek of day old smoked turd right now

Shit happens.

If I may ask, how do you know what day old smoked turd smells like?

Jeeze, syncrolene - no need to bring yourself in for a beating. The only reason I even noticed it was because I’d just finished posting in the other one, and I was confused! Now I feel bad for making you feel like a smelly turd.

You’re not a smelly turd.

AND I spelled your name wrong! This is not my day.