If one of them posts here, would their presence incite the longest Pit thread in SDMB history?
Only if they were SUV-driving fat gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees.
Would they have to be circumcized or uncircumcized?
You guys have it all wrong, as usual.
SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay fundamentalist Christian Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
You forgot the Microsoft reference.
Aaaand you forgot that that he has to be a telemarketer.
I just got a mental image of being telemarketed at home to buy those Best Buy warranty/replacement plans, after having rejected them in the store… curls up into a fetal position and rocks back and forth, whimpering
Can he astrally project to your house and solve your problems?
SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
Oooh! Can they be white supremacist Wal-Mart shareholders who produce radio commercials part-time, too? White supremacists can cry racism!!!, can’t they?
I disagree with the banning of SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism. More left wing bias.
…and won’t date fat people.
::mushroom cloud rises over the Dope::
Won’t someone think of the whales!?
:eek:
A 1920’s style mushroom cloud?
Doesn’t the guy moonlight as a contractor in Iraq for Haliburton?
… and invoke Godwin’s Law.
Close but no cigar. Need I remind you that this is the Pit?
The fucking SUV-driving, fat-bashing, anti-gay flag-waving uncircumcized fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism!!!
I think I met a guy like this once. His name was Phelps.
…who think 0.9999…=/=1…
The mother-fucking, puppy-kicking, white-supremacist, Wal-Mart shareholder, part-time radio commercial producing, SUV-driving, fat-bashing, non-fatty-dating, anti-gay,rebel flag-waving, uncircumcized, fundamentalist Christian Microsoft-loving astrally-telemarketing Republican Best Buy employees who cry racism, invoke Godwin’s Law, and thinks of the whales! (Oh, and brings pie!) 