Malleus, I’m pretty sure it’s parody.
Pretty standard stuff, really, the things we hate are almost always the things we hate in ourselves, even if they are a great big part of other people and a teeny weensy bit of us. So I’m thinking the OP was probably a fat child, and will almost certainly end life as a fat adult, and will be brimming with fat-hate (i.e., self-hate) all the years in between.
I’ll take that bet! how much are you willing to put up? I’m more than happy to take all your momey…
Considering that “some” is pretty much defined as “a non-zero percentage of a group”, I would suggest you reconsider this wager.
In any case, I can’t put up anything because there is no such thing as “momey”.
Why, soitenly! (My hair’s a wee shorter now, and I need to color it again, it’s back to it’s natural brown shade)
Right before my cousin’s wedding back in May
And here I am again with my family
Leonidas, is that you?
Bit of a hijack I’m sure, but
Rowwrrr.
I’m willing to bet that she did not find this to be a sexy compliment. Reassuring, possibly, but not sexy.
I am severely terrified of needles. TERRIFIED. I, a grown man, cry every single time I have blood taken. I was too horrified thinking about a “blood lab” and “sticks” while reading this thread to be angry about the prejudiced and judgemental language the OP used towards the overweight woman (which was quite bad, yes).
Anyone else hate needles?
Never mind.
What if he’s married to Bella Swan?
I could sort of see how it might be sexy. You know, in the whole “Death and blood and beautiful girls laid out in death poses” are hot.
I hate needles, although I’m not as terrified of them as you are. Oddly enough, this hasn’t prevented me from donating blood or platelets over the years. And I have occasionally had trouble with sticks - one time when I was trying to donate platelets the tech got the needle in wrong and the inside of my elbow started swelling up. But that didn’t stop me from scheduling another appointment a few weeks later.
listens for the sound of kidneyfailure running away screaming
You’d have to know Ms. Attack to appreciate how funny this is. She’s extremely practical. Beautiful, but very practical. More likely to kill a human or bear with her hands than to flop around in a death-like pose.
Her response to compliments on her veins was more along the lines of: “Um, thanks”.
Oh, that’s just mean. I’ll leave it to you to decide on the object of the meanness. 
Well, this little foray into the mind of an asshole has been disturbing and enlightening. I guess what I’d like to impress upon those of his ilk are that we all have prejudices and things we find repugnant about other humans, but what separates the good humans from the bad ones isn’t their fat or lack thereof, it’s the ability to KEEP THE HATE TO ONESELF.
I’m not even saying that a reasoned discussion about possible solutions (however misguided and ridiculous they may be) is a bad idea in all circumstances, just cut out the derision. Plus, you have to realize when having these discussions, that if you have never been a member of a group you’re discussing, you DON’T KNOW SHIT.
So let’s recap: Quit being such an asshole about your personal little prejudice and you will make friends and influence enemies.
Until then, I hope you can see this, because I’m doing it as hard as I can.
Doing what as hard as you can? Keeping the hate to yourself? If it’s that, you’re not doing the best job in the world. If it’s something else, I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know what it is.
I particularly liked Toni Morrison use of the name “The Maginot Line” as a nickname for one of her obese characters.
Well, I’ve never been mentally handicapped, but I think I have a good idea of how difficult it must be for you.
Ok, dumb joke. It was a reference to an Aqua Teen Hunger Force cartoon thing. I was trying to say that I was giving him the finger with extreme prejudice.
And what the hell is your problem with me, ivn1188? You’re not mentally handicapped, eh? We’re just going to have to agree to disagree there.
I was wrong. I really did want to know that. I feel immensely better that I didn’t get a joke based on a cartoon called Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Thanks for sharing.