Fat patient in the blood lab center

Oh. YOU had to wait. How could I have missed that important detail. The precious snowflake had to spend a few minutes in a waiting room because the staff was treating other patients who arrived first and/or had earlier appointments. The injustice is truly appalling.

Let us join together and march for Justice!

Sing with me, everyone…

“We shall overcome…”
Nah. That’s silly. I’m sticking with my first response, which was to call you an asshole. I’ll also point out that you seem to have extreme attitudes about people that don’t look like YOU think they should look, which makes you a bigot.

So, Mr. Bigoted Asshole Waiting Room Guy, this Bud’s for you. Or something.

You seem to be obsessed with overweight people. I think you’re just mad because she shot down your advances. Sorry, even “blimpos” don’t like creepos.

I like fat people, I look better next to them than next to people who exercise.

I am also more likely to escape a rampaging Tiger if there are lots of fat people around.

Just sayin.

Troubled Guy: I don’t know… lately I just don’t feel like there’s anything special about me.
Booth: You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you.

Speaking as a “blimpo” I’m one of the easiest sticks around. I have no fewer than six good spots on my arms for blood tests and the nurses in my doctor’s office routinely comment about how it’ll be quick because they always know they can get a good stick on me without working too hard for it. When I had my last round of blood work I was sick and it was harder to find a vein because I was dehydrated, and that actually was a tipoff to my healthcare providers about how ill I was that day.

You are an idiot. You’re an uninformed, kneejerking idiot. And I don’t want to have to look at or pay for the healthcare or anything else for someone who is as useless as you.

If you take such good care of yourself, why do you need blood drawn for lab testing? If you just ate acai berries and flushed toxins out of your colon regularly with Maxwell instant coffee you’d be healthy as a horse and my tax dollars wouldn’t be wasted on you.

Besides, if you’re tired of waiting why not grab a needle and draw your own blood? We’re not talking rocket science here.

Why are you capitalizing Tiger? This is bad usage, unless the Tiger is also a Realtor.

Nice trolling, bri1600bv.

This might go even better for you than denying global warming, or declaring that Libs want a nanny state where everything is free.

I doubt you even believe the crap you spew - you just want to see the reaction.

That’s a good point, I guess.

I just think they should be put through some kind of boot camp or something where they can actually get some pride.

I had a fat friend once. I told him I’d like to tie him to a stake in my back yard (he was looking for a place to stay and hinted he might have to put the ‘bite’ on me) and give him a tarp for protection from the elements. That way I’d control what he ate. Then I’d tie to kind of a rickshaw thing and make him tow me around the neighborhood for exercise every day. I’d have to whip him like a horse, but he’d get in really good shape.

After he lost about 100 pounds, I’d let him sleep in the garage on a cot.

He didn’t like my plan.

I would like to work at a fat farm though. I’d whip them into shape in no time.

Maybe Mr. Woods is on a rampage after a bad round of golf?

It’s doubtful you were as big as this blimp. Maybe you are. Maybe I’m wrong but they said they couldn’t find a vein on her. They didn’t offer it, I stated/questioned that it was her and they kind of shrugged and said “yeah, couldn’t find a vein”.

Maybe veins are hard to find on some not fat people.

But this hippo shouldn’t be getting free anything. She should be on a fat farm pulling a plow all day that would get her into shape.

So everyone in the world should be not only encouraged, but required, to meet whatever arbitrary standards of appearance you determine are appropriate?
Seig Heil, Motherfrakker*.
*Motherfrakker is not on the forbidden words list. If it were, I’d have called him something else, possibly “Actualizer of the classical Oeidipal fantasy”.

bri1600bv, can you give a cite that she was “getting it for free”? Remember your lunatic ravings that poor = obese were proven to be completely false in another thread.

Inb4 more of your fail.

So the OP is a guy? OK, then it’s not my boss. Sounds like my boss, though. Worried me there for a minute.

Again, who said she’s getting anything free? I can’t tell if you’re beefed by her being a whale, or by the assumption you’ve created in your mind that she’s getting a free pass on healthcare.

You misspelled Tyger.

That’s hilarious.

This is what I love about the Dope.

The OP pissed me off, and I was ready to pile on with calling bri an asshole and a troll and whatnot… But by the time I got to the end of the thread, my heart just wasn’t in it anymore. I was laughing too much.

The object of my anger has been sufficiently clownified. Thank you, Dopers.

Pay it forward, please.

Go clownify Starving Artist in the Stupid Republican Idea for the Day thread.

Of course, accusations of trolling. Some people are actually disgusted by obesity.

Maybe he’s scared of pro golfers.

Y’know, after the phlebotomist called me a “hard stick” last time, I was totally thinking, “wow, she’s into me.” I figured all my Axe body spray was finally paying off. This thread has been a total buzzkill.