fav movie lines

A few of my favorites are:

Its kind of social, demented and sad, but social- The breakfast club.

Watch where your sneezing man your shooting flem all over my ass.- Airheads.

and my all time favorite was from a porno called “Dickman and throbbin” staring John Holmes

(With dork in hand)What you see before you is the most awsome sexual tool in the known universe

“We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.”

–Truman Show

“Soylent green is people!” Soylent Green

“Open the pod bay door, Hal.” 2001, a Space Odyssey

“I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” Wizard of Oz

And so many others. These are the first that come to mind though.

How about Full Metal Jacket. Loads of great lines, unfortunately, the language in most of them is unuseable here.

HARTMAN: How tall are you, Private?

COWBOY: Sir, five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN: Five foot nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?

Oh, and of course Pulp Fiction :slight_smile:

“The Outlaw Josey Wales”: “Well, are you gonna pull them pistols, or whistle ‘Dixie’?”

“I’m here to chew bubble gum and kick ass… and I’m all out of bubble gum” - Roddy Piper in John Carpenter’s They Live

“I can do anything a brainless man can do and ten times bettah”

from Humoresque (1946 I think.)

Stephen, from Braveheart: “The Almighty thinks He can get me out of this, but He’s pretty sure you’re fucked.”

Oh man fav movie lines,…mine would definetly have to be from Devil’s Advocate at the end where Al Pacino is talking about God, I wish I could remember the exact line but it was talking about God and how he is just a puppet master for this sick twisted world he created.

Someone help me out what where those lines?

Here’s a link to quotes from The Devil’s Advocate. You might find your line there.

Dennis Hopper from Apocalypse Now:

Did you know that if is the middle word in life?
Kathleen Turner and Mickey Roarke in Barfly:

KT: Do you hate people?
MR: No, but I seem to feel better when they’re not around.


Devil’s Advocate

John Milton:
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time. Look but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste! Taste, don’t swallow. Ahaha! And when you’re jumpin’ from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He’s laughin’ His sick, fuckin’ ass off. He’s a tight-ass! He’s a sadist! He’s an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER!

Randal Graves from Clerks:

“I’m the firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.”

I prefer the exchange from Time Bandits :

“How long have you been robbers?”

“Four foot one!”

“Four foot one! Well, that is a long time, isn’t it?”

“Oh! The things I have missed! The Black Plauge! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch reunion!”

–Ivan Ooze, Power Rangers Movie

How 'bout these classic lines from Bogey:

“My, my. Such a lot of guns around here and so few brains.”
The Maltese Facon

“I stick my neck out for nobody.”

And this from The Wizard of Oz
“That’s you all over.”
(The Tinman to the Scarecrow after the latter describes what the flying monkeys have done to his straw stuffing.)

From Silverado
“I had a girl kiss me once, that didn’t make her my wife.” (Sheb Wooly, btw)
“Hanging out with you is no picnic.”
“Geez, Paden, her old man ain’t even cold yet.”
“You ever seen what a Henry rifle can do in the hands of a man that knows how to use it?”
“This is the good stuff.”

From The Outlaw Josey Wales:
“Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”
(I can’t remember the exact wording, but I love that line about the “Missouri boatride”)

From The Good, the Bad and the Ugly:
“When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”
“There are two types of spurs. Those that come in through the door and those that come in through the window.”
“There are two types of men. Those with guns and those that dig. You dig.”

From Die Hard (love that Bruce):
“Welcome to the party, Pal.”
“You can call me…Roy.”
“Yippiekiya, ****** ******.”

And from WKRP in Cincinnatti (Hey, I know it’s tv):
“I swear, as God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
“Oh, the humanity.”
“I’ve got a monkey on my foot.”

You know how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet!!-Cher in Clueless

What’s the matter? Is Josh giving you shit because he’s going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?-Dionne in Clueless

so many more…I love that movie.

“No way dude, I don’t want you fucking up my life”-Lawrence in Office Space.

“She broke my heart…so I broke her jaw”-Tweeter in Varsity Blues

“Not all of us drink because we’re poets. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” Arthur Bach, Arthur

“…if you can’t say something nice, come sit next to me.”
Klaree, Steel Magnolias

“Fasten your seat belts. It’s gonna be a bumpy night.” Eve, ** All About Eve**

“SNAP went the dragons! Snap! Snap!” George, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe

“But, Blanche, ya ARE in that wheelchair! You ARE!” Baby Jane Hudson, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane

And these are just a few of my all time favorites. I have a really irritating habit of talking in movie quotes. My sister and I can do this stuff for hours.

Peter O’Toole, in Creator:
“One of these days we will look in our microscopes and find ourselves staring right into God’s eyes, and the first one who blinks is going to lose his testicles.”

From Wargames:
“After very careful consideration, sir, I’ve come to the conclusion that your system sucks.”

From Dr. Strangelove:
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

From Johnny Dangerously:
“Don’t let anything come between your testicles and you.”

And nobody’s done this one yet?
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

There’s a lot of good ones from Steel Magnolias…

But my favorite is in the Wizard of Oz, only because it can be used as a wonderful sound bite on your computer… “What would you do with a brain if you had one?”