From Memento:
“Okay, so what am I doing?..Oh, I’m chasing this guy…No, he’s chasing me.”
“I don’t…feel drunk.”
And of course, just about every line from Pulp Fiction.
(But Eutychus says we can’t do any Holy Grail quotes.)
“And were these magic grits?”
–Vinny, My Cousin Vinny
“I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you’re here at like the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”
“By choice, man!” - Say Anything
“No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food !!!” No explanation necessary
“There’s a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don’t all bring you lasagna at work, most of 'em just cheat on you.” - Clerks
“Oh, well. She’s dead. Let’s move on, shall we?” - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
HAPPY GILMORE
“stupid ball thats your home, why dont you go home, are you to good for your home, ANSWER ME. Suck my white ass, ball.”
“The price is wrong bitch”
LIFE
“when you die i’m gonna sing that song at your funeral. I’m just gonna bust up in the mother fker an go THE UPPER ROOM Let em shoot me. They’ll take me out singing that mother fker.”
“Why you gotta say nasty shit for Ray”
“cause i’m a nasty mother f**ker”
BASEKTball
“So pig fker… can I call you Pig fker?”
“no, only my friends can call me pig f**ker”
Thanks to CajunMan for noticing I botched up the quoter on this on. Margo Channing said this line in the movie, not Eve. Eve wasn’t witty enough to have come up with that great line.
One word…
“Groovy”
If you don’t know where it’s from, I pity your poor, sheltered life.
This is from one of the funniest movies ever IMHO
You’ve gotta hear it to appreciate it, Jim Breuer does it in Half Baked
“get some…
sour cream, and onion chips
with some dip man!
some beef jerky
some peanut butter
get some haagen das ice cream bars, a whole lotta ha…
make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate man
some popcorn
bread popcorn
graham crackers! graham crackers with the marshmellows, the little marshmellos, an the lil chocolate bars and we’ll make some smores man!
bout some celery, grape jelly, uh
capt’n crunch with the lil crunchberries
pizzas! we need 2 big pizzas man, everything on 'em,
with water, whole lotta water and…
funyuns……yeah!”
From Clerks:
Dante: “Try not to suck any d*cks on your way across the parking lot!! (pause) Hey, come back here!”
Randall: “Ma’am, I don’t appreciate your ruse.”
From any Kevin Smith movie, whereupon a character wakes up:
Character: “poopytrip!”
I have a friend who can quote Bender’s entire rant from The Breakfast Club, you know, the one that ends with “No, dad, what about you?” and every time he does it, it scares me.
From Scarface:
Tony: “Another quaalude, she’ll love me again.”
and from Braveheart:
Stephen: “In order to talk to his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God.”
(Thanks to atypicalcarl for reminding me of this line.)
From “The Princess Bride”:
Inigo Montoya: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Westley: Give us the gate key.
Yellin: I have no gate key.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key.
Vizzini: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
Minister: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today.
From “Chasing Amy”:
Banky: Since you like chicks, right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?
Donnie: Your phone’s ringin’ dude.
Dude: Thank you, Donnie!
Walter: Shut the fuck up Donnie!
Jesus: Thats right! Ain’t nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Ouiser from Steel Magnolias: “I’m not crazy. I’ve just been in a really bad mood for the last 40 years”
MST3K: “It’s the amazing technocolor CHEESE WEDGE!!”
Silence of the Lambs: “Love your suit…”
Maverick: “Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I’m gonna find a nice piece of swamp that’s so God-awful, maybe then you’ll leave us the hell alone!”
Swing Kids: “It don’t mean a thing… if it ain’t got that swing!”
From the otherwise forgettable The Great Outdoors with John Candy and Dan Akroyd:
“You wouldn’t know a good time if it fell out of the sky, landed on your face and started to wiggle!”
What about the scene in Planes, Trains and Automobiles, when Steve Martin goes ballistic to the car rental lady:
Car Rental Agent: I really don’t care for the way you’re speaking to me.
Neal Page: And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
The Wizard of Oz
“Pay no attention to the man behind that curtain!”
Armageddon
“It’s all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg.”
Hannibal
“Cut off your face and feed it to your dog”
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory
“Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing, Any signs that they are slowing!”
“We have so much time and so little to do- Strike that, reverse it!”
Good god, man, that AIN’T Kathleen Turner. It’s Fay Dunaway.
Army of Darnkess
[good] Ash: “Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun”
Ahh, the classics.
Eternal, you beat me to it! stamps foot
Also: “This is my boom-stick”; “Hail to the king, baby”
“We are no longer the knights who say NI. We are now the knights who say icki-icki-icki-icki-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv”
(Sorry Eutychus)
“I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win.”
Steve Martin, “Planes, trains & Automobiles”
“Was that supposed to be a joke? If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the men’s room and watch you take a leak!”
hilarious
We’ve got to get some Muppet Movie lines in here…
Bernie–the Hollywood Agent: I’ve to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.
[Fozzie is performing stand-up comedy.]
Fozzie Bear: There was this sailor that was so fat -
Fat Sailor: How fat was he?
[breaks bottle]
Fozzie Bear: Uh … He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all.
[Fozzie is driving, Kermit is navigating, as they approach a fork in the road.]
Kermit the Frog: Bear left!
Fozzie Bear: Right, frog!
Gonzo: [singing] This looks familiar, vaguely familiar, / Almost unreal, yet, it’s too soon to feel yet. / Close to my soul, and yet so far away. / I’m going to go back there someday.
[After singing “America, The Beautiful”]
Fozzie Bear: Patriotism swells in the heart of the American Bear.
Kermit: OK, we’ve been going along this black line, then we crossed this red line.
Fozzie: Why don’t we take that blue line?
Kermit: We can’t take that, that’s a river.
And one of my many favorites…
Kermit the Frog: Life’s like a movie / Write your own ending.
It’s so hard to pick out a few great lines from The Muppet Movie. Anyone else have any favorite Muppet Movie lines?
I’ve always loved that big speech Bill Pullman gives before whooping some serious alien a** in “Independence Day.”
“…when the world cried out in one voice we will not go quietly into the night! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day.”
It’s such a powerful speech, it almost seems out of place in a sci-fi flick with a barely plausible plot.
“We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!” Gwen DeMarco, Galaxy Quest
Guy’s entire speech on the away ship to the planet, where he’s afraid he’ll die.
“You broke the ship, you broke the bloody ship!” Alexander, Galaxy Quest
Actually, the whole movie is a freakin’ laugh riot. I’ve seen it probably 20 times now, and laugh out loud every time.
“A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets.” Old Rose, Titanic
“Yeah, they’re dead - they’re all messed up.” Sheriff, Night of the Living Dead (the original, of course)
“You’re going to die up there.” Regan, The Exorcist
Other unmentionable quotes from The Exorcist (a movie that scares the HELL out of me)
I could go on and on. But I’ll take a break for now.
Sheri