The Mooninites Foreigner belt episode is easily my fave.
David Cross as the action figure was pretty damn good
Carl saying “I want some freaking candy” after reciting the rap, was funny to me for some reason.
I liked the episode with Chickenfoot in it. It was definitely cool seeing Sammy Hager, Michael Anthony, and Joe Satriani in a cartoon.
I quit watching a few years ago, but a Chickenfoot episode sounds pretty awesome.
That episode with Zakk Wylde was pretty funny. The tape of Geddy Lee singing the new happy birthday song was actually sung by whats-his-name who does Shake.
I loved David Cross as Happy Time Harry. I’m convinced he’s like that in real life. 
Oh, and for a quote, from the early episode of the elves with the rainbow machine, “I told you I was’nt a leperchaun, I was half korean and from rhode Island and you said it did’nt matter”
The dickship.
“I wanna be called Spaghetti.”
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.”
“Eh heh, just hit em wit da spray!”
“Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like that I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.” – Master Shake, in “Total Re-Carl”
Cybernetic Ghost: And that is where babies come from … for machines.
Meatwad: Boy, that’s some story. That…kinda is different from what I been told about people loving each other…and, you know, physically…
Cybernetic Ghost: No! That is very wrong! You cling to your pathetic fable of fluid exchange.
Carl: You know why I had the car wash people put cocoa butter smell in there? Because I want prostitutes to feel welcome. I don’t want them to feel like it’s a death trap.
I say it all the time, in my best Dr. Weird voice: “It begins!”
Turkatron 5000, wasted on wine, watching some odd turkey with laser vision shooting up a city on the television:
“Dammit Billy, Dammit! You thought you had my mind under your control! But who is strapped to the wall now, enslaved by the chickens? You are strapped to the waaall, maann. I’m not and you are, DICK. [puts head through TV screen]”
Loved “The Broodwich” because it had a creepy vibe to it.
The funniest episode, though, was Video Ouija, with dead Shake screaming at the crying baby.
And that line, “No, no, no. He’s a human . . . milkshake.”
That’s from my favorite episode, “The Dressing.” The wife and I watch it every Thanksgiving.
Oddly, one line from that episode gets used rather often in my household: Oh I’m sorry, is this your story? I thought because it happened to me and not to you I’d tell, but because it obviously happened to you and not to me you should tell the story.
Or something like that.
I cannot wait until it’s on Netflix.
Often, people I know will faithfully copy Handbanana’s line – “Tonight, you.” I tend to respond with, “Fat man, arise. Now you listen directly to me …”
Having Tivo’ed and watched Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future dozens of times, I can pretty much recite that episode faithfully.
Although the best one is the last one, where Dana Snyder’s Master Shake is replaced by a living H. Jon Benjamin – I’d heard his iconic voice going back to Dr. Katz, but I’d never seen him before.
Commence to jigglin’!
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Cybernetic Ghost: “THOUSANDS of years ago…”
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Master Shake peeking through Carl’s window as Carl’s making out with a semi-naked skank: “Oh yeah, take it off. Wait, no - look at all those moles! It’s like the negative image in a planetarium!”
Better to burn out than to fade away.
The one that makes me laugh every time is the episode where Santa gets 4th degree burns and the elves stitch him a new skin made of soccer balls.
Carl’s counterfeit T shirts for the Chicago concert that actually say “Chicano”. Then the whole band puts them on and the cheap material melts into their skin.
A heads up: the first season is now on Netflix streaming. Why it’s only the first season and when will they put the others up, I have no idea.
Everyone please… bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
Okay, time out here. Look, ever since my son was…never conceived since I’ve never had consensual sex without there being money involved, I’ve always thought of you as something that I could sorta…live next to…in accordance with state laws.
I command it.