“Looks like someone slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue.”
“I see somebody’s discovered the softer side of Sears.” Or something like that.
“Kiss rocks? Why would anyone want to kiss… Oh! I get it.”
“You’re like my Q! Bond - not Trek.”
um…uh…“Luke, I am your father.”
Spike: Do it, or Mr… (Checks label on action figure) Fett here will lose his head.
Warren: Whoah, don’t say anything you can’t take back.
Any references to Riley as “Smallville” or “Captain America”
Anya: I’m pretty sure Spider-Man gets paid. Right, Xander?
Xander: Action is his reward.
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Andrew: Think your little witch buddy’s gonna stop with us? You saw her! She’s a truck-driving magic mama! And we’ve got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers! And not one of you bunch has the midi-clorians to stop her!
Xander: [after a brief silence] You’ve never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
Anya: The annoying virgin has a point. *
Xander: “Boy, it’s a good thing no one ever wanted to check any of these books out, huh?”
Giles: “Yes, very convenient.”
Xander: “Come on, Olvikan. Hey… We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
Andrew: “He’s got that same look on his face, though. The one that he had that time I highlighted in his Babylon 5 novels.”
Xander (regarding Giles): “Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I’m freaked out, and I intend to stay that way.”
My memory is failing me, but when they went off to college, there was a vampire den working over the dorms. With each kill they collected a poster, and had a tallying board for the 3 most common artsy prints that Freshmen tend to post.
“The Freshman”
I believe Gustav Klimt was in the lead.
Buffy: Trust me. Only someone who’d been underground for the last ten years would wear clothes like that.
Giles: They’re dated?
Buffy: Try cabon-dated. He looks like Debarge!
In “Halloween”, when Willow laments about Buffy, “Why couldn’t she have come dressed as Xena?”
In “Inca Mummy Girl”, when Xander says of his cowboy costume that he’s Italian pretending to be from Montana.
Referring to him and his wife as Nick and Nora Fury was a nice touch.
“Respect the crueller, tame the donut” It’s a throwaway line at the start of the scene and usually gets edited out in syndication. It’s from early season 6–maybe even the musical episode?
I think it just stands out to me because I had just finished watching “Magnolia” before seeing that episode.
It’s from the musical - “Once More, With Feeling.”
Giles: “Now Buffy, what have we learned about beer.”
Buffy: “Foamy.”
You’ve got to love the Season 6 nerd trio’s discussion about the merits of the actors who’ve portrayed James Bond:
WARREN Connery is Bond. He had style.
JONATHAN Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.
WARREN Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It’s retarded. Besides, the guy had like no edge.
ANDREW Dalton had edge. In Licence to Kill he was a rogue agent. That’s edgy. And he was amazing in The Living Daylights.
JONATHAN Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton!
WARREN Okay, this is stupid! We’re wasting time. End of discussion.
The other two nod and turn to their consoles, begin typing. Long beat.
WARRENI mean, there’s a shot of like pigeons doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by! Moonraker is inexcusable.
Dawn: So what are you supposed to be?
Anya: An angel.
Dawn: Oh, shouldn’t you have wings?
Anya: Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don’t have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.