What are your favorite away messages from your instant messenger of choice? I prefer to use quotes and sayings rather than just a boring “I’m away from my computer right now.” I like to use Simpsons quotes mostly. My favorites:
For when I’m just away from my computer for a short while…
“I’m going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes.”
-Homer
For when I go to play some sport…
“Son, when particpating in sports, it’s not whether you win or lose. It’s how drunk you get.”
-Homer
For when I go to bed…
“Oh Boy, Sleep! That’s where I’m a viking!”
-Ralph
For when I go out drinking…
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”
-Homer
or
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
-Homer
And some random favorites…
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
-Homer
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I’m really quite busy.
“I’m in a place where I don’t know where I am!”
-Homer
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor…”
-Mr Rogers
Eschew Obfuscation Is this someone’s sig?
I searched for past similar threads. I couldn’t find any and the hamsters were getting winded.