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Well if ** Evil Death ** is going to renege on his offer, I’ll take it up to bestow on the person who answers his challenge. This also gives me an excuse to not try and figure them out. Conflict of interest and all. Yeah that’s it, conflict of interest…
Even a little nonsense now and then is valued by the wisest men. – * Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory *
One that I still use a lot when someone says something stupid:
“You just keep thinking Butch, that’s what your good at”
From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
The Outlaw Josey Wales
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**I’m Spartacus
Yes - great moment from a great film - ‘Gladiator’ doesn’t have a patch on it.
On a more low-brow note though I also like these:
‘Say, what do you think I am - dumb or somethin’ ’ - Lena, Singing in the Rain
‘These go to eleven’ - Nigel, This is Spinal Tap
‘There’s such a fine line between stupid and clever’ - Nigel, This is Spinal Tap
“Man I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.” -Airplane!
and a recent addition:
“We are what we love. Not what loves us.” - Adaptation (great film)
Lucky Ned Pepper: That’s mighty big talk from a one-eyed fat man.
Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hand, you sonofabitch!
“So much time, so little to do…no, wait, reverse that.”
“If God had meant for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.”
Willy Wonka
To pile on the Top Gun goodness:
“You can be my wingman anytime”
coughbullshitcough
Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do other places!
Any thing from The Breakfast club
but the best line in Dirty Dancing was of course,Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Wait a minute, where have I been, is that a new smilie I see?
:dubious:
From “The Outlaw Josey Wales”
Josey: “You a bounty hunter boy?”
Bounty Hunter: “A mans got to do something for a living.”
Josey: “Dying ain’t much of a living.”
Reagan/Satan – Dami, Dami, why you do this to me?
Damian – You’re not my mother, you’re not my mother.
Father Marin – Damian, get out.
"The Excorcist
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.-- The Usual Suspects
Oswald was a fag.-- The Usual Suspects
And you will know my name is THE LORD when I lay my vengance upon thee.-- Pulp Fiction.
If I was the man I was five years ago,m I’d take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!- Scent of a woman
We are strong in the lord and the power of his might!-- Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Coppertop!-- The Matrix
Merry Christmas! Shitter’s full!-- Christmas Vacation
I said… LICK MY B@LLS MR. GARRISON!-- South Park, the Movie
I’m gonna find a couple of waitresses and pull me a Fredo.-- Swingers
How do you write a woman?
I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.-- As Good as it Gets
You make me want to be a better man.-- As Good as it Gets
You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?-- Batman
Your mother sucks C**** in Hell, Karas-- The Exorsist
You are all a bunch of Bastard People!-- Waiting for Guffman
Study you’re math, kids. Key to the universe.-- The Prophecy
I have respect for beer!- A beautiful mind
Alright ** Evil Death **. What were the two lines not yet identified?
With the vast movie going expertise in this thread. Some one will know what flick they are from.
A new favourite from Adaptation that broke me up.
Ron Livingston plays Kaufman’s agent, Marty. Charlie is distraught at his difficulties with the script.
KAUFMAN
I don’t know how to adapt this. I should’ve just stuck with my own stuff. I don’t know why I thought I could…
MARTY
See her? I fucked her up the ass.
My goodness already on page three, and only one Blues Brothers quote? Tsk tsk.
“Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.”
“It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas,a half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it”
“Oh, we got both kinds. Country and Western.”
“One Timex digital watch…broken. One unused prophylactic. One…soiled”
Oh so many more.
GES
“Now there’s something a girl could make sacrifices for-sable”
“Did she say sable or Gable?”
“Either one”
“Fetchez la vache”
“I think some men are following me”
“I can’t imagine why”
and a second vote for
“Gentlemen you can fight in here-this is the War Room”
and
“I am shocked, shocked to find out there is gambling going on here”
“Your winnings, Sir”
and finally,
“Frenchy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”
Evidently not. What’shisface who posted eight correct actually separated the two lines out for you. They are - and no naughty IMDb searching:
“I can do anything I want … and so can you.”
and
“… but I never meant to hurt anybody.”
Both lines are undoctored.
** Evil Death ** Just to make sure, can we rule out Porno movies? I am pretty sure those lines have come up in a few of them but just to make sure…
:rolleyes:
Clerks
Randal- “I’m a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.”
Dante- “All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.”
The Blues Brothers
About 10 people- “He broke my watch!”
Police Dispatcher- “Use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.”
Ghostbusters
Guy- “What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?”
Peter- “No, man, we’re exterminators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on 12.”
Guy- “Must be some cockroach.”
Peter- “Bite your head off, man.”
Office Space
Tom- “It’s called a Jump to Conclusions Mat. It has different conclusions on it that you can jump to.”
Michael- “That is the worst idea I’ve ever heard.”