“This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers.”
-Alonzo Harris, Training Day
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” Apocalypse Now
“We’re fighting for her virtue (which is more than SHE ever did)” Duck Soup
“Somebody go into town and get us a whole shitload of dimes” Blazing Saddles (i could do that whole movie…okay, one more… “We’d like to offer you a laurel, and hearty handshake”. oh, okay, one more…“That’s HEADLY”)
enuff for now…next i’d have to do all the lines from Casablanca. Okay, one from that one (Bogart to Bergman) “I remember the day the Germans came into Paris. They were wearing gray, you were wearing blue”
mc
“Leave the gun. Take the canoli.”~The Godfather
“Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun.”~Army of Darkness
“Some motherf***ers always tryin’ to ice skate uphill.” --Wesley Snipes, Blade
Just because the fucker’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda. --Brad Pitt, Seven
" My density has bought me to you" - Back to the Future
“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.” Goldfinger.
“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye!”
Clark Griswold - Christmas Vacation
“Step into my office”
“Why?” "
“Cause you’re f***ing fired!”
Crazy hitchhicker scene- Something about Mary
Get out of my chair!-Brad Pitt, 12 monkey’s
::insert Tolkien loser-geek:: Correction!!
Pippin: What’s that?
Merry: This, my friend, is a pint!
Pippin: It comes in pints?
Merry: (affirmative) Mmm.
Pippin: I’m getting one. ::leaves table::
Sam: You’ve had a whole half already!
“I’m sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther party”
“You ever been on a real shrimp boat?” “No but I’ve been on a real big boat”
-Forrest Gump
“What do you think?”
“I think a plan is a list of things that don’t happen.”
–Way of the Gun
“I have a terrible fear of having my body penetrated… Surgically.” - Jude Law in eXistenZ
“Bearfucker… Do you need assistance?” - **Super Troopers
“People are afraid of war, of poverty, of pestilence, of not knowing who they are or what they want, of dogs. I say don’t - don’t fear these things! They’re not real! You want something to fear? Do you know what to fear? Love. Fear love. Love is real, and it is terrifying.” - Steve Buscemi as Happy Franks in The Impostors
Also from The Impostors:
“But I’ve never killed anyone before!”
“Well, you’ll have to f*****g learn!”
“It’s really not that hard.”
“The time has come . . . to act!”
Catwoman to Batman - after she kicks his butt.
Catwoman “A Kiss Under the Mistletoe”
Batman “You know Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it”
Catwoman “But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it”
Then later at the party, Bruce Wayne and Selena Kyle say the exact same lines, in different order.
sed-a-GIVE?
-young frankenstein:
:smack: [COLOR=seagreen]Oooh…
Way of the Gun:
“So, are you the brains of this operation?”
“This isn’t a brains kind of operation.”
Ghostbusters
“Someone blows his nose and you wanna keep it?”
and
“Where do these stairs go?”
“They go up.”
Perfect World
“No ma’am, I ain’t a good man. Ain’t the worst there is neither. Just a breed apart.”
Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead
“I am Godzilla! You are Tokyo!”
“Now, where was I?” - Memento
(paraphrased)
“Are you getting all of this down or am I talking too fast?”
“No, I got it.”
“Good job.”
- Sam Spade and the stenographer, The Maltese Falcon
“Boris the Blade? You mean, Boris the Bullet-dodger?”
“The bullet-dodger? Why’s he called that?”
“Because he dodges bullets, Avi”
-Snatch
“Shut up and sit down, you big-balled fuck.”
-Snatch
two guys robbing the bookie’s, they are told there isn’t any money: “I’m not fucking buying that.” girl: “That’s handy, cause I’m not fucking selling it. It’s a fact.”
-Snatch
"…the immortal word of Socrates, who said, “I drank what?”
-Real Genius
oops, forgot one
“You know much that is hidden, O Tim”
Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?
Billy: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?
Frank: 1974.
Billy: Meg Ryan.
Billy: I drew the duck blue because I have never seen a blue duck, and quite frankly, I wanted to see a blue duck.
Miss Lippy: Well it’s an excellent blue duck Billy. Congragulations Billy, You just passed the first grade!
Billy: WOW, what do you think about that Mr. Duck
Billy (imitating blue duck): That’s quacktastic!
- Billy Madison
Navin R. Johnson: I was born a poor black child.
Mother: Navin, it’s your birthday, and it’s time you knew. You’re not our natural-born child.
Navin R. Johnson: I’m not? You mean I’m gonna STAY this color?
Navin: I’ve got one! I’ve got a special purpose! Its great, it’s fantastic…I was scared to tell you about it…Your Mom’s gonna love me! (You have to see the movie to understand this quote)
- The Jerk