I just realized the first two quotes for the Jerk probably wouldn’t make any sense unless you seen the movie. It’s funny when you realize Navin is played by Steve Martin, a white guy.
Teebone
In The Stunt Man, Steve Railsback, as Lucky, is a fugitive being hunted by the cops. Lucky spots two cops in a diner eyeing him suspiciously, and he nonchalantly walks up to a pinball machine and begins playing. His score goes higher and higher as the cops approach:
Cop: Looks like you’re going to win.
Lucky: Win what?
Cop: A free game.
Lucky: Great. Just what I need. One more chance to lose.
I tried posting this a minute ago and I don’t think it worked so here goes again - this one’s too good/ useful to miss.
‘Mediocrities of the world, I absolve you’ - Salieri Amadeus
“…do not trust to hope, it has forsaken these lands !”
– Eomer LOTR TTT
With so many of my favourite quotes already mentioned, I’ll mention the one I not yet listed:
FBI Technician: What’s “forget about it”?
Donnie Brasco: “Forget about it” is like if you agree with someone, you know, like “Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass, forget about it.” But then, if you disagree, like “A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!” you know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, “forget about it.” But it’s also like saying “Go to hell!” too. Like, you know, like “Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?” and Paulie says “Forget about it!” Sometimes it just means forget about it.
A shortie and a longie, from Glory"
“If I should fall… remember what you see here today.”
“Nigga you ain’t nothing but the white man’s dog!”
"Listen goddammit. And what are you? So full of hate you just want to go out and fight everybody. You’re mad cause you been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that may not be livin’ but it sure as hell ain’t dyin. And dyin’s what these white boys been doin’ for goin’ on three years now. Dyin’ by the thousands. Dyin’ for you, fool!
I know cause I dug their graves. And all the time I’m diggin’ I’m askin’ when, Lord, is it gonna be our time. Time to ante up and kick in like men. Like men!
You be careful who you callin’ Nigga. Only nigga 'round here is you."
EVIL DEATH quote “… but I never meant to hurt anybody.”
Raising Arizona
Parole Board:
Seein how you never used live ammo we’ve got no choice but to return you to society."
Next time H.I. is in front of the Parole Board
“We got a name for people like you HI. Recidivist.
Repeat Offender.
That’s one bonehead name but that aint me no more.”
Need to complain about your job?
“I got a job drilling holes in sheet metal!”
Break something?
“Mind you don’t cut yourself Mordecai!”
Isn’t it
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~Ferry
One more from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:
“The suspense is terrible! I hope it’ll last…”
Back off, man! I’m a scientist!! - Ghostbusters
What did you do, Ray?! - Ghostbusters
Well, this place here is a geographical oddity!! - O’ Brother Where Art Thou
Put. The. Bunneh. Back. In. The. Box. - Con Air
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. - Fellowship of the Ring
We’ve had one, yes, but what about second breakfast? - Fellowship of the Ring
Shire?? Baggins?? But that will lead them here! - Fellowship of the Ring
Dicks!! You better take a look at this!! - Se7en
How could you posters all miss:
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.”* -Princess Bride
Violin D’Ingrate already got one of my all-time favourites:
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? - Usual Suspects
*if only I could remember what he says next … 
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“What is that?!”
“Ha HA! This is a SHOTGUN, Solomon!”
“It’s a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!”
Snatch. Which really has too many quotes to list all at once, so I’ll just refer the whole movie. And Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, while I’m at it.
“Stupid! So stupid!”
UHF. This one gets used a lot around here 
Almost all of Army of Darkness. But then, that goes without saying.
“He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!” - Life of Brian
In Ghostbusters when they were trying to convince the Mayor that the danger is real, all four of them were listing out the stuff from the Book of Revelations and Peter Venkman ended with, “…cats and dogs living together!”
Cracks me up everytime.
“Backwards, and to his left”
repeat
I saw JFK on the tail end of an acid trip…Stuck in my head for years.
Martin
“Found anything yet?”
“We ain’t found shit!” - Spaceballs
“Who wants a moustache ride?” - Super Troopers
The entire opening monolouge from Trainspotting
Frank in Donnie Darko. Finally saw it a few days ago. Do I get a button?
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I meant to put that myself :rolleyes:
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because then he says it again
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and again
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and again
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and again - it drives the baddie wild. :smack:
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This is what comes of posting at midnight (local time)
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Still, thanks BuckleberryFerry
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Your name sounds familiar - is it in a movie too?
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(only kidding) :o