I have a feeling which way this poll is going to go ahead of time, but I am just dying to know. What’s you’re favorite orifice, and why?
I’d like to reserve my answer for later, but if you know me from my posting history you can probably guess it rather easily.
The door to my refrigerator.
Tear ducts. I heard that some people can actually squirt things from them. So cooool 
I’m not sure how to vote. The only vagina I really like is my own. But then I do like it rather a lot.
On other people I think mouths are nifty. Versatile things. Taste, sound, sensitive to touch. You can use it to store nails while your hands are occupied hammering one into the wall. You can use it as a source of moisture if the face of someone you love (very, very much) is dirty. If you want to feel something that is very small or sensitive, try feeling it with your upper lip. I find it’s more sensitive than my fingertips. Teeth inside the mouth are useful. Never mind munching food, how would you get labels off new clothes without teeth?
Yeah I’ll go with mouth.
Very low on my personal list of favorites and I’m casting my vote for something more forward facing, but this OP is just begging for…
“In the butt, Bob!”
Doesn’t matter. Just affix “Your Mom’s…” to the beginning of any of them.
Definitely mouth. For all the reasons gracer listed plus, you know, other oral uses.
Well, I don’t usually post to these kinds of threads, but I like drew, so.
Mouths. Definitely mouths.
I’m retired; I don’t have an orifice.
can it be your favorite if you don’t have one?
After working for decades in other people’s orifices, I now have a home orifice. Much better.
I voted eye sockets. Eyes are just so cool, and the way they are set in your face, and the skull makes room for them and all that…just totes awesome.
Haha! 
I see what you did there! 
I guess you guys have convinced me that mouths are the best orifice.
Dentists, proctologists and gynecologists who put in overtime all work late at the orifice.
Mouths are the most versatile, but I have three favorites, and they are all my wife’s. Too hard to choose just one.
i gave at the orifice.
I’m going with the mouth, too. Again, it’s just so versatile. So many uses…so many of them pleasant.
There’s always the post orifice. I like it when presents come from there.
OP would have made his poll much clearer if he had specified the question more clearly: Which of your own orifices do you like most, or which of someone else’s orifices to you like most?