Stimpy you EEEEdiot.
Rens Peter Laurie voice still cracks me up in re-runs.
But my all time favorite has to be,
“The presidents head is full of carmal corn”
No, Sir. Don’t like it.
I use that one at every appropriate opportunity.
Everyone Loves Log!
My all time favorite that I saw once a very very long time ago and I still recite with reckless abandon…
"I’m gonna hit you
And you’re gonna fall
And I’m gonna look down
And I’m gonna laugh
But first…
I gotta take a whiz!~"
I like thees song. It helps me to RELAX!!!
Not actually a quote. Just the label on one of the food tubes in the Space one.
Braised Giblets.
Hey Dad, what’s for dinner? “Braised Giblets.”
You’re going to the food co-op? What’re you picking up? “Braised Giblets.”
What should we have with this asparagus? “Braised Giblets.”
What’d you have for lunch today? “Braised Giblets.”
Happy, Happy
Joy, Joy
Happy, Happy
Joy, Joy
This only works with the visual of Ren repeated hitting himself in the head with a hammer.
I was always partial to the one where Ren’s cousin Sven came, and he and Stimpy were playing the “Don’t Wizz On the Electric Fence”, so Ren goes, “But first, but FIRST! I gotta take a wizz!” And so he does, and then they die and go to Hell and the devil says, “Hmm, looks like somebody wizzed on the electric fence.”
And on that note…
Log rolls downstairs
Rolls over in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor’s dog
What’s great for a snack
It fits on your back
it’s Log Log Log!
It’s Log Log Log
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood
It’s Log Log Log
It’s better than bad it’s good
Everyone loves Log
Everyone needs Log
Come on and get your log
Get your Log Get your log!
I don’t remember the quote, because I was laughing so hard…
…but Ren was showing off his collection of autographed, glass-top coffee tables; signed by Danny Thomas, Raymond Burr, and one other that I couldn’t make out.
Some of you will know what I’m talking about…
…others will have to figure it out for themselves.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
You insipid little monkey
You bloated sack of protoplasm
Shut up you eediot
YOU FILTHY SWINE! I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIIIL YOU!
Teeth to the left of me. Gums to the right of me. I tell you I CAN’T STAND IT! I’m going…maaaaaaaaaaaaad.
It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am mad! Didn’t you hear it? Can’t you hear the crowds? Why won’t they leave me alone?!
DON’T TOUCH IT! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!
oh so many more…
“It’s all so clear to me now… I’m the Keeper of the Cheese, and you’re the Lemon Merchant.”
Desi Arnaz.
I love the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song.
“Hello boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteets, and I’m gonna sing you a song about (?) No! I’m gonna sing you a song about being happy!”
They sing the song, then he comes back and talks again.
“You don’t sound like you’re very happy! I’ll teach you to be happy! I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! It’s the little critters of nature! They don’t know that they’re ugly! That’s very funny! A fly marrying a bumblebee! I told ya I’d shoot, but ya didn’t believe me! WHY DID’NT YOU BELIEVE ME!!!”
Then they finish up the song.
I also love the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen song.
A great big candy-like button!
And you haven’t lived until you see Space Madness in Japanese.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by The Bitterdrunk Kid *
"Hello boys and girls! This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteets, and I’m gonna sing you a song about (?)
[QUOTE]
Whale.
Mr Horse: Do you have any rubber… Walrus Protectors?
Walrus: Call the police…
So…what what kind of sandwich would you like?
MEAT!
OK, what kind of meat?
MEAT!
Alright…what kind of bread would you like?
MEAT!
So…a meat on meat sandwich. Ok, then what would you like to drink?
…MEAT!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ren’s taking a coma.
“Cadet, belay that nosepicking!”
holding Ren’s head as the Abraham Lincoln statue’s head lies in pieces on the floor
“Oh… his head!”
And I love the ep where they’re at the museum looking at dinosaur skeletons and that old guy starts spouting reasons why he thinks dinosaurs went extinct: “They went swimming right after eating and they drowned!” “They ran around with scissors in their hands!” “I ran 'em over with my truck!”
Don’t whiz on the electric fence!
And who could forget…
Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And our saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women’s clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to hell
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh-roy-yal
Canadian kilted yaksmen
Our country reeks of trees
Our yaks are really large
And they smell like rotting beef carcasses
And we have to clean-up after them
And out saddle sores are the best
We proudly wear women’s clothing
And searing sand blows up our skirts
And buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes devour us whole
Our bones will bleach in the sun
And we will probably go to hell
And that is our great reward
For being the-uh-roy-yal
Candian kilted yaksmen
I love Ren and Stimpy…