“You heard the little boy, Ren, get him a big glass of meat.”
Ren pours a glass of various hunks of meat
I can’t remember any specific quotes from it, but I love the one where Ren makes the little boy out of eggs. I think his name was Pinn-egg-io.
Eggyolkio, actually.
‘I…love you…Daddy…’
That episode disturbed my unduely.
The hillbilly restaurant’s guarantee of quality: “If you don’t keep it down, you don’t pay!”
Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #1.
Ren: Okay.
(Stimpy uses the bathroom, and then returns)
Ren: Was that a good #1?
Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #2.
(Again, Stimpy uses the bathroom)
Stimpy: Ren, I have to do a #3.
(Stimpy goes to the bathroom and starts watching a TV he hid in the toilet.)
Ren: Wait a minute…There’s no such thing as a #3!
- stimpy: “because youll get mad and hit me”
ren: “WHEN have i EVER?”
2)ren to stimpy: “your wealth of ignorance astounds me”
“My dinosaur droppings! Painted like EASTER EGGS!”
“Five bucks, huh? I’ll take the whole mess of them! Now GET OUT!”
“I thought you were a… circus midget!”
From Commander Hoek and Cadet Stimpy in ‘Space Madness’: Ren - “It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!”.
From one of the fairytale ones (might have been ‘Robin Hoek’): Stimpy - ‘And please bless Grandma, and Grandpa …’ Ren - ‘And please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock … and … heh heh, oh yeah, HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES!’.
Oh joy!
“What are ya?”
[obsessive nitpick]
I believe the part I underlined should read “…alone or”
[/obsessive nitpick]
The very best:
Ren and Stimpy knock on firehouse door.
Fireman’s head sticks out.
Fireman: I’ve had it up to HERE WITH YOU PEOPLE!!! Oh, I’m sorry… I thought you were circus midgets!
BWAHAHAHA!! CIRCUS MIDGETS HAD BEEN BOTHERING THE FIREMAN!! KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR AND DOING CIRCUS TRICKS OR SOMETHING!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH… oh… oh so funny.
LC
Fleck the walls with stinky diapers
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season yaks get shaven
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our rubber nipples
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fill your uncle’s boots with coleslaw
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the yaks sneak in discreetly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Shaving front and back completely
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him in shaving leisure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Then I lick up sink scum treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Are you clinging tenaciously to my buttocks?
For some reason there is a line from the show where they joined the army that sticks in my head.
After they come out of the tear gass chamber and Stimpy is crying and Ren is not Stimpy ask him why he isn’t crying.
Ren says.
I cheated.
I held my breath.
That just kills me.
Stimpy -– Calm down, It’s all right, it’s just a couple of dimes.
Ren – DIMES??? What does it mean?
Stimpy – You’ve been visited by the Bloody Head Fairy!!!
Stimpy: Oh JOY! Shaving scum.
Fake Dad was the best (the one where they Ren becomes Dad to insane prisoner Kowalski)
“OK KOWALSKI!!! THAT’S IT! PULL EM DOWN!!!”
Just the name Kowalski gets me laughing
[my own nitpick]
Apparently you’re all too young to remember the Slinky commercial that Log was stolen from. If you’d ever heard it, you’d know that the line is, and must be:
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs … etc.
[/my own nitpick]
You’ve already covered many of my favorite lines (especially “You feelthy swine! I will KEEEELL you!!”) but here are a few more, from memory…
From the Wild West episode:
Three-fingered Hoek: “You need look no further, Mr. Sheriff; for it is WE who are your villains!”
Mr. Horse: “They’re horse thieves, you morons!”
Sheriff and deputy: (after a long pause with the Jeopardy music playing) “HORSE THIEVES! HANG 'EM!”
Deputy: “Hey sheriff, we cain’t hang these fellers.”
Sheriff: “Why not?”
Deputy: “The skinny one don’t weigh enough, and the fat one ain’t got no neck.”
Sheriff: “Aww, who we gone ta hang now?”
Deputy: (resignedly) “I guess we’ll have to hang each other…”
Both: (elatedly shriek with joy)
From the one with Stimpy’s inventions:
Ren: “Must … iron … underpants … for Stimpy!”
Ren: “Hey, these are great, Stimpy! How do they work?”
Stimpy: “They’re full of glue. Wait right there, I’ll go get the Stay-Put underpants and hat!”
Ren: “You feelthy swine! I will KEEEELL you!”
Stimpy: “Happy to be of service?” (I use this one all the time)
From “Marooned”:
Ren: (to female chihuahua doppelganger) “Ohh, baby, I lohve you.”
**From “The Littlest Giant”:
Ren:
"Oh woe is I,
The well has gone dry
And my cow only gives powdered milk.
I tell you no lie,
My sow she does fry,
And my chicken will only lay silt."
Ren: “Big? Why, you’re repulsively titanic!”
From the one where they’re selling the rubber nipples:
Mom: “Do you want to sleep out in the yard?”
Dad: “You mean, for a change?”
Ren: “You don’t know how to sell anything. You can’t even whiz by yourself.”
From “In the Army”:
Sarge: “Grrr… Congrabulations. Ya gradjeeated! Yer full-fledged tank paratroopers!”
From "Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Ren: “Look out! It’s a Kodiak Marmoset!”
Narrator: “The world’s largest (smallest) carnivore.”
Ren: “Heelllp! He’s … Merrrdering us!”
Oh, how I miss that show.
Shite. I meant to preview that. Sorry.
Nitpick of the nitpick:
I think this was already pointed out by Weird Al Einstein.
(BTW, about that slinky commercial:
What walks down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
And makes a Slinkity(?) sound?
A spring! A spring!
A marvelous thing!
Everyone knows it’s Slinky!)
“What does it do?” “Maybe something bad… maybe something good. We’ll never know. Because you won’t TOUCH it, WILL you?!”
“What’s that?” “Oh, that’s just my brain. It’s always falling out.”