Would that be the button? The shiny red button?!
Indeed it would… a jolly, candy-like button!
It stays crunchy even in milk.
Wanna see my booger collection?
[yet another nitpick]
Well, since the product was sugar-frosted milk, it stays crunchy, even in cereal.
[/yet another nitpick]
Stimpy: But Ren, He’s your son.
Ren: My FAKE son!
Stimpy: The product of your loins.
Ren: My FAKE loins!
I think it was part of the Christmas special:
As Stimpy lost his flatulence “stinky” he asked the boogers under the bench if they had seen him and they had this to say: “Hey man, he talks to farts”
I still giggle now and again when I think of that.
And I can still sing the entire “Log Song”… How sad is that?
“It fits on your back and great for a snack, it log log log!!”
I didn’t see the episode you have in mind. I was referring to the song that Stimpy wrote for the Gritty Kitty Litter contest so he could get on the Muddy Mudskipper show. Ren spouted that line sarcastically, when Stimpy couldn’t think of a rhyme. Stimpy gasped in delight of course.
Where can I get some of these episodes for viewing? I miss this show dearly…
Try one of those un-named file sharing programs, dude.
I’m in the process of trying to procure a good video capture card so I can transfer my tapes with early R&S on them to DivX. 
From the “Rubber Nipple Salesmen episode”:
Stimpy: I have a dream, that one day, everyone, everywhere, will BUY MY NIPPLES.
[Ren smacks Stimpy.]
Ren: You keep your dream, and I’ll keep the money! Now shut up and drive!
I also liked Muddy Mudskipper.
“Who’s the greatest mudskipper of them all?
Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease,
What kind of wonderful guy?
Who can crawl like a dog without bending his knees,
Who’s got cemented eyes?
It’s Muddy, Mudskipper
It’s Muddy, Mudskipper
It’s the Muddy, Mud-skiiiiperrr shooooow!”
I just love the episode where Stimpy says to Ren while he’s in the shower: “Now Stimpy - Don’t forget to wash where the sun doesn’t shine!” Then the cartoonists do a closeup of Ren’s butt with warts, moles, and fleas crawling around. Cracks me up every time!!
Hey, I just realized that I reached 200 posts!!! 
“YOU, YOU COVETETH MY ICE CREAM BAR!”
A line I have spoken out loud with an astonishingly passionate and sincere delivery, only to have everyone else quickly exit the frozen food aisle.
<hijacky thingy>
From Invader Zim:
“Have you the brain worms?”
<end hijacky chippy guidy thingy>
NITPICK ALERT NITPICK ALERT
Jeep’s, I think thats “segmented eyes”. Referring, of course, to the mudskipper’s bifocal pupils, enabling it to see both above and below the water at the same time.
We now return to our regular posting.
“We’re not hitchhiking anymore … we’re riding!”
Not such a great quote, but a great scene.
And- I’ll release- THE MARMOSETS!!!
b.
[pouty face] I miss ren and stimpy!!![/pouty face]
You boys like to have fun, don’t ya? [Sure] Go ahead and have fun!
“Do I know you?..
Did my wife send you?..
how do I know your not from the FBI?..
“ok so I made a Mistake! one mistake, cant a man start over?
do I have to keep on paying?? Maybe I should make another Mistake?!
maybe two more!” " please sir we can assure you we only want to sell you some rubber nipples”
For once, I sincerely appreciate a zombie thread’s re-emergence. I had no idea that the “Ren and Stimpy” show writers were so clever, funny, and creative – now I’m a fan just from reading this thread, never having (yet) enjoyed a real episode.
Also, it’s interesting (and I guess comforting) to see that people were able to banter about fun stuff like Ren and Stimpy mere days after 9/11.
<Stimpy peers over fence>
“there’s no dog…but there’s a baboon!”
Almost necessary, actually. Kinda cathartic.
(post #3 in the thread, and still hanging around…)