Favorite Ren and Stimpy quotes

That’s the one! Usually it’s just the walrus line.. So appropriate for many situations. :slight_smile:

“I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!”

Ask Dr Stupid!

It’s the Queen Bean!

That one gets quoted every time we have baked beans.

I’d have to go with

*“Happy happy joy joy.”
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It’s my favorite quote and my favorite episode.

Trivial note: That and most of the other seemingly random spoken-word bits from “The Happy Happy Joy Joy” song are actual movie lines said by Burl Ives (the singer that Stinky Whizzlecheets is a parody of). The “I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!” quote is from The Big Country.

Anyway:

“My collection of infectious diseases! VIOLATED!”*
*The way Ren says “VIOLATED” is what makes it funny.

“No Sir, I don’t like it. His butt’s too smooth.”

What about what Powdered Toast Man instructs the fellow he has saved, and tossed up onto his back as he (PTM) flies away: “Quick man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!!

WHAT???

Hie thineself to youtube!

Space MADness!