Man, I haven’t seen this show in a decade or more. I can’t remember any of this stuff. But I still remember Powered Toast Man telling someone to cling tenaciously to his buttocks.
Re: Number 9. Hey wait a second. On second thought, wasn’t it his toothbrush? Ren was saying something like “Don’t come any closer! Don’t force me to use it! I’m gonna use it!!” and then brushes his teeth…really hard?
Ren was holding the soap when referring to his ice cream bar, and not, as I remember, as a threat to keep Stimpy away.
Man, that episode was hilarious. Space Madness, or something like that, right?
Who performs “Happy Happy Joy Joy”? Stinky Whizzleteats, although Wax does a pretty good cover.
Why did the Lord give us necks? The Lord loves a hangin’, that’s why He gave us necks.
What is (usually) Stimpy’s full name? Stimpson J. Cat.
Don’t take another step! Don’t force me to use it! (What is it Ren’s going to use?) A toothbrush.
What will the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button do if you press it? Don’t touch it! That’s the History Eraser button, you fool!
Why can’t Ren & Stimpy take the bus out of the black hole? Can’t you read the sign? Exact Change Only!
What two things will you find inside your tooth? Nerve endings, and I forget what the little gnome/elf dude was called.
Name three other animals featured on an episode of “Untamed World.” The Blind Cave Ren, I forget the rest.
And don’t forget kids, it’s almost Yak Shaving Day! Don’t forget to leave a steaming hot bowl of lather by the sink.
I’ll add Onomo… er, that guy’s question along with five new ones!
You’ve got about half of them, guys. I’ll post an answer key when we get more fans’ answers. Note that some questions have more than one valid answer.
16. What is Mr. Horse’s usual response to most questions?
What voice actor appears in every episode of the Ren & Stimpy show (but didn’t work in the horrible Adult Party Cartoon version?)
How much money does Stimpy win in the Gritty Kitty poem contest?
What sort of person drives the fire chief into a rage?
With what crisis does Powdered Toast Man assist the President of the United States?
What breed of dog is Ren Hoek?
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen sing that their country reeks of what?
What vicious animal lives in the yard of the Pipes? (The couple where the husband smokes a pipe and wears suspender socks.)
Name something Ren prays for every night before he goes to bed.
Name something besides potatoes that Ren & Stimpy have to peel when they’re in the army.
Darn, I can remember most, but not precisely, some have gotten other numbers already:
If you don’t want a regular Log, what variation could you buy?
Log for Girls! Officer Log, anatomically correct Log! The log from mars, Spy Log, GI Log? There were others and then a “Civil War doctor Log” edition with a saw and realistic sound effects while the kid calmly removed a limb!
What will the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button do if you press it?
It turns out that it really erased histo…
Why can’t Ren & Stimpy take the bus out of the black hole?
They had no exact change.
What does the bird do to the baby Soft-Shelled Stimpy?
Asked for a quarter to spare. (And the soft-shelled Stimpy had the change!)
Name three other animals featured on an episode of “Untamed World.”
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The Crocko Stimpy… and darn, can’t remember the names but it also included a Ren like bird with a huge beak and the human looking buffalo that somehow I do remember that it appeared also in the Halloween episode beating the crap out of the ghost that attempted to haunt Ren and Stimpy.
What is Mr. Horse’s usual response to most questions? “No sir, I don’t like it.”
What voice actor appears in every episode of the Ren & Stimpy show (but didn’t work in the horrible Adult Party Cartoon version?) no idea
How much money does Stimpy win in the Gritty Kitty poem contest? A million dollars?
What sort of person drives the fire chief into a rage? Circus midgets!
With what crisis does Powdered Toast Man assist the President of the United States?
What breed of dog is Ren Hoek? Asthma Hound Chihuahua
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen sing that their country reeks of what? “Our country reeks of trees/Our yaks are really large/And they smell like rotting beef carcasses!”
What vicious animal lives in the yard of the Pipes? (The couple where the husband smokes a pipe and wears suspender socks.) A baboon. And his favorite treat is, like Ren, hog jowls.
Name something Ren prays for every night before he goes to bed. Enormous Pectoral muscles, I believe
Name something besides potatoes that Ren & Stimpy have to peel when they’re in the army. All I can remember is Stimpy peeling his own nose.
Who performs “Happy Happy Joy Joy”?
Answered: Stinky Wizzleteats.
What kind of helmet does Dr. Stupid wear?
Answered: The patended Stuponitron Helmet. (Close enough.)
What two things does Sven Hoek pull out of his luggage to show off to Stimpy?
One answer: the Yar of Spit. Waiting for #2. Hint; part gets stuck to Stimpy’s face.
How does Robin Hoek defeat the Sheriff of Dodge City?
Not answered
Why did the Lord give us necks?
Answered. He loves a hangin’!
How much is the whole mess of rubble nipples worth?
Not answered
On the other hand, what does it cost to get two babies to take a permenent vacation?
Not answered.
What is (usually) Stimpy’s full name?
Answered: Stimpson J. Cat.
Don’t take another step! Don’t force me to use it! (What is it Ren’s going to use?)
Answered: A toothbrush.
If you don’t want a regular Log, what variation could you buy?
Answered: Log for Girls, as well as Civil War Log, the Visible Log (anatomically correct) et al.
What will the shiny, CANDY-LIKE button do if you press it?
Answered: It erases history, apparently, but “Maybe something good, maybe something bad” is also a correct response.
Why can’t Ren & Stimpy take the bus out of the black hole?
Answered: Ren doesn’t have exact change. We later learn Stimpy did, though.
What two things will you find inside your tooth?
Answered: A tooth beaver and the nerve.
What does the bird do to the baby Soft-Shelled Stimpy?
Answered: He begs for change.
Name three other animals featured on an episode of “Untamed World.”
Answered: the Crocostimpy, the Albino Cave Ren, and the huge-beaked Ren. There are others!
What is Mr. Horse’s usual response to a question?
Answered: “No sir, I don’t like it.” “I do like it!” is also a common response.
What voice actor is in every episode?
Not answered. Hint: He’s a big part of Futurama.
How much money does Stimpy win in the Gritty Kitty poem contest?
Not answered.
What sort of person drives the fire chief into a rage?
Answered: Circus midgets!
With what crisis does Powdered Toast Man assist the President of the United States?
Not answered.
What breed of dog is Ren Hoek?
Answered: He is an Asthma-Hound Chihuahua.
The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen sing that their country reeks of what?
Answered: It reeks of trees.
What vicious animal lives in the yard of the Pipes?
Answered: a baboon.
Name something Ren prays for every night before he goes to bed.
Answered: “Huge pectoral muscles.” He also prays for “A meelion dollars.”
Name something besides potatoes that Ren & Stimpy have to peel when they’re in the army.
One answer provided: Stimpy’s own nose.