Van Halen’s Panama comes to mind;
“Reach down between my legs, ease the seat back”
:eek:
End of that stupid Bryan Adams Summer of 69 ;
“Me and my baby in 69!”
and one of the funniest ones IMO
Rod Stewart’s Tonight’s the Night
“Don’t say a word, my virgin child…blah blah blah…
spread your wings and let me come inside”
:rolleyes:
I’ve always liked this instant classic from Kinky Friedman’s Homo Erectus:
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
and join me for lunch at the “Y.”
“…four of fish and finger pie…”
Penny Lane - Beatles
(The “fish and finger pie” being the double entendre lewd reference, of course.)
Dire Straits
“Angel of mercy, angel delight,
Gimme my reward in heaven tonight,
And if I give up my soul, won’tcha give me the rite,
Angel of mercy give me heaven tonight,”
Mexican Blackbird by ZZ Top:
So head for the border
And put in an order or two
The wings of the blackbird
will spread like an eagle for you!"
Let’s drive that ol’ Chrysler to Mexico boys…
“pearl necklace”
-zztop
So I knelt there at the delta
At the alpha and the omega
I knelt there
Like one who believes
And like a blessing come from heaven
For something like a second
I was cured, and my heart
Was at ease
–Billy Joel, Light as the Breeze
Jackson Browne - Red Neck Friend -
Honey let me introduce you
To my red neck friend
Well, there’s the whole song “Like a Prayer” which seems to be about someone calling out Madonna’s name during sex, and of course, her name being Madonna and all, it sounds “like a prayer.”
Then of course Madonna gets down on her knees, and I’m pretty sure she’s not praying.
I’m partial to “paradise by the dashboard lights” (by Meatloaf), but then, my first serious boyfriend had a van.
P.S. In my neighborhood, the term “serious boyfriend or girlfriend” served as a euphemism for lover, and, after spending an hour or so in the backroom necking (think “going all the way”) we’d tell our parents we had been watching Starsky and Hutch, a show they thought we thought was cool, but was really just a front for sex.
Well…pick pretty much any Aerosmith song you like…
And, then, the Weird Al song “One More Minute”, after being dumped by his girlfriend:
“…I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
and I have to use the self-service pumps…”
I like the not so subtle “Long John Blues” with Dinah Washington.
A 1948 song about a visit to the dentist 
:
…He took out his trusted drill
And he told me to open wide
He said he wouldn’t hurt me
But he’d fill my hole inside
Long John, Long John, you’ve got that golden touch
You thrill me when you drill me, and I need you very much…
Until I saw it discussed elsewhere on these boards, it had never occurred to me, but I nominate Van Morrison’s “Brown Eyed Girl”.
“Down in the hollow, playing a new game”
Indeed.
On the more obscure and amusing novelty side, the entire song “Dishy” by Candypants.
- Tamerlane
It’s probably just my filthy mind, but the guitar solo at the end of All about Eve’s “In the meadow” has always had this intense innuendo-like quality for me…
The Who …
“Mama’a got a squeezebox, daddy never sleeps at night…”
In Brand New Day by Sting there’s a lovely string of double-entendres and cliches:
I?m the bat and you?re the cave
You?re the beach and I?m the wave
I?m the plough and you’re the land
You?re the glove and I?m the hand
I?m the train and you?re the station
[And, my favorite]
I?m the flagpole to your nation!
[Followed immediately by:]
*STAND UP! All you lovers in the world,
Stand up and be counted . . . *
And I always thought that the song More than Words by Extreme was a lovely and lyrical way to say, “Shut up and do me, woman.”
Huey Lewis… Power of Love…
Stronger and harder… than a bad girl’s dream…
This is a reference to the Midwesternism “to get/have it in the ear”, and has nothing to do with sex. In fact, I think the only time I’ve ever heard of Iggy being taken aback by anything was when an interviewer suggested otherwise! (See here.)
Of course, virtually every other song the man’s ever written is about sex, so it’s an understandable misunderstanding. 
My favorite example: “Shake Appeal”. I was listening to it while doing the laundry, and nearly dropped my socks when I realized it was about fisting. Or is it? I’m still not sure about the intent behind the original version, but I am quite sure that the 7 Year Bitch cover means it that way!
Oh, and arara123, you’re thinking of the song “Nazi Girlfriend”.
If you’re going to go with Peter Gabriel, Elvis, check out Kiss that Frog
He’s gonna dive down in the deep end
He’s gonna be just like your best friend
So what’s one little kiss
One tiny little touch
Oh he’s wanting it so much
I swear that this is royal blood
Running through my skin
Oh can’t you see the state I’m in
Kiss that frog
all the way to:
Jump in the water
Come on baby jump in with me
Jump in the water
Come on baby get wet with me