Wow. It took me a minute (I certainly didn’t get it when I saw it on the show) but man, that’s funny.
–Cliffy
Dammit. I_still_ don’t get it. Someone wanna bail me out?
Justin
Sneed’s Feed & Seed rhymes. So what was it called when it was Chunk’s, assuming they used the same letters for al lthe words and kept the rhyme?
When it was CHUCK’S. I hate profanity, and won’t even type a suggestion of it unless I stop and think. But I hope you get the idea :wally
Signs on Mr. Burns’ front gate:
PRIVATE PROPERTY, NO TRESSPASSING
GO AWAY
TRESSPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
[Handwriten] “Free kittens, inquire within.”
Then there were the settings on Bart’s halloween Krusty doll: “Good”—“Evil”.
Ranchoth
Bart at the blackboard:
“I am not Charlie Brown on acid.”
not exactly a sign, but when the family enters the hospital once (in the episode where homer donates a kidney) there is an announcement on the tannoy: ‘Doc Martens to podiatry, please…’
made me laugh…
- I think it was in the “Radioactive Man movie” episode…
Springfield is welcoming the Hollywood people by putting up signs all over town.
The sign in front of the hospital reads:
“Our extra patients make patient extras”
- In the episode when Marge acts in the musical version of “A Streetcar Named Desire,” in front of the building that they’re holding auditions in, there is a sign that reads:
“Auditions here!
(well, not here… inside)”
“Give me ride or everyone dies.” Held by Homer on the side of the road.
Totally sick and f***ed up animation convention
children half price!
BS Bank of Springfield
On the side of the truck which delivers the Apu-covered valentine chocolate to Manjula:
“Baron Von’s Munch House”
bart’s storing cigs for Fat Tony, he’s being tapped, he sees a pizza truck outside and thinks its suspicious, they hear him say that and another truck pulls up which says:
Flowers
By
Irene
The sign at the lodge where Grampa Simpson likes to hang out:
“Veterans of Popular Wars”
Also, another sign in front of Springfield U:
“If you can read this, you’re accepted”
From the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harrassment:
“You pinch, We lynch”
and
“Touch a Butt, go to Jail”
New Age Alternative Medicine shop:
Karmaceuticals
Do T-shirts count?
It belongs to a soldier: “I went to the Persian Gulf and all I got was this lousy syndrome.”
What…no one’s mentioned this one yet?
Pool Sharks - Where the customer is our chum.
I love that one!
Pool Sharks - Where the customer is our chum.
Nice one Darwin! My personal favorite is at the church picnic: Just after Homer gets his “Tower of Babel” ice cream, he walks over to the condiment table with the sign: “Crucifixins!”
hehehe.
Library Book Sale!!
yes we have pornography!!
Springfield University.
(Lattin Motto Contest - Apply within)
I think the seafood restaurant toilets were ‘Gulls’ and ‘Bouys’