We get some absurd questions here on the dope, but I’m not sure we can compete with some of the craziness of Yahoo Answers. There’s Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?. Haven’t we all wondered that at one time or another? And there’s I watched Twilight last night with my girlfriend and now I think I am gay. Why? I knew there was something wrong with that movie. Just knew it.
But my personal favorite has got to be: Who won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea? Next time, try spicing it up with some tobasco.
Post your favorites here.