Favourite "Archer" lines

It’s explained in the article; Bryan’s the name of one of the “extras” they use to pad out of the background of scenes at ISIS. Apparently, the most popular one.

They forgot the fat IT guy, he has more lines than some of the other guys.

That was cool to see.

Very much so. Thanks, Gangster.

Recent good lines:

“Really?” “No, sarcastically!”

“I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to another.”

“I was going to go out with some friends, but I don’t know, it just sounds like it would be full of Negroes and jazz.”

“And why not get some wax for your cross while you’re at it?”

“Ray will become a cyborg over my dead body! But preferably his.”

So Krieger’s voice, and Ray’s face, is the creepy dungeon master from “Good Eats” ? (head explodes)

“What do you mean no?! I basically own you!”

“Why would they look in the trunk?”
“Because that is exactly their job!”

“You are going to be eating so many spiderwebs.”

An Archer office etiquette PSA - heehee: Archer: Office Etiquette PSA - YouTube

Aisha Tyler (Lana) has a new book out - here, she’s interviewed on NPR: Comedian Aisha Tyler Talks About Flipping Off Failure : Code Switch : NPR

Relevant thing I made, on tumblr :

Not sure any of them really entirely fit any D&D-style alignments, but thanks - that’s cool!

My Favorite line is : Something something danger zone. I know. I’m not even trying anymore.

I like the scene where Pam pointed a stapler at Archer. Archer draws his gun points it at her, and says “Pam, I will end you.” Talk about over reaction!

And my all-time favorite is Cheryl; “You’re not my supervisor!”

I see that Aisha Tyler (Lana) will be hosting the new Whose Line Is It Anyway? on The CW, starting July 16: New Whose Line Preview 2013 -The CW - YouTube

Yes, and now I have a serious crush on Cheryl.

Krieger arrives to dismember a body.
“Is Krieger hard at work?”
“He literally might be, yes.”

It’s a meme. And the rule is you have to fit everyone in each alignment, so it’s a ‘best fit’ situation.

I can’t believe we’re on page 4 and I get to use one that nobody’s said yet! (Providing I read as thoroughly as I think I have.)

Archer: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
Lana: Dogs of war.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! SHUT UP!

IMDB.com now has selected quotations from many of the episodes. Start here, and pick other seasons and episodes as you please: Archer - Season 1 - IMDb

Bumped.

For fans of Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis): - YouTube

Oh, what FRESH HELL is this?