Lana...Lana....Lanaaaaaaaa!!!! What??? [Archer Season 5 thread]

…danger zone…

Season premiere tonight! SPLOOSH!!! :dubious:

What? I like to treat myself.

hooray

And whatever my equivalent of Sploosh is.

Time to get out the boxes and reassemble Fort Kickass.

I AM the Danger Zone.

Had to give up recording Monday Night Raw for this, sadly. Oh well–haven’t really got time to follow wrasslin’ properly at the moment anyway.

No wait, I had something for this…

Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

Well don’t just leave it there. That’s how you get ants.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection.

Also, sploosh.

Krieger: “Just push that red button.”

Archer: “OK. Wait, is it going to kill everybody?”

Krieger: “Just push that blue button.”

I know! You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.

I defy anyone to find an Archer thread that doesn’t devolve into a list of quotes and…

Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island.

M as in Mancy.

Phrasing, BOOM!

Danny! We have to keep that heart rate down!

Just under two years ago we started fostering (and later adopted) a kitten with vaguely ocelot-like fur and tufted ears. We named her Babou.

“He’s crepuscular! Get 'im boys!”

That was some trailer tacked onto the end of the season premier. Archer… VICE!

A moment of silence for poor Brett.

He died doing what he loved.

Getting shot.

Favorite exchange:
“If I ever want to splice my baby’s DNA with Hitler’s, I’ll give you a call!”

“Yeah, sure. I’ll be around.”