“I could start smoking crack today, and the baby would still turn out better than you!”
Any guesses for Mallory’s shadowy benefactor?
I hate to say it. I was unimpressed. A couple of good lines.
A hell of a lot better than the embarrassment that happened after.
Enjoyed the heck out of it myself, especially the montage/trailer.
Was there any explanation for why Mallory had, y’know, literally a ton of cocaine behind a fake wall in her office?
I loved it!! Pam in the FBI truck, with her hand in her skirt…“shut up and let her talk…”
LMAO!!!
This episode was pretty much just setting up the season, but based on that montage, this is going to be an insane season.
I liked it. I thought it was pretty good for an episode, even better if you give it an allowance for being the opener and setting up the rest of the season.
Chozen after it was pretty “eh”. A few good lines but Sterling Archer was instantly likable as a character to me. A total dick, sure, but as a character he was fun to watch. Chozen is more of a total dick without the fun.
I didn’t see that giant dog in the montage
:<
I wanted him to be a recurring character.
Spin off!
Kazak & Babou – Tuesday nights on FX!
Biggest laugh of the episode.
Pretty much. Even though I was meh for this episode the season looks very promising.
“Cause Mac Davis can suck it!”
“…are you done?”
“Are YOU done???”
So is there any legitimate way to watch Archer without a cable subscription? It doesn’t seem to be on Amazon, or any other streaming video service as far as I can tell. If it is available anywhere, googling “watch Archer online” doesn’t seem give me any help, for some reason… Not even if I search for “no really, I want to give someone money to watch Archer”.
So Lana has monster hands and not-really-all-that-weird looking vagina.
I just bought a season pass on iTunes for $22.
With the frequency that I rewatch Archer episodes, it’s a pretty good deal. Getting to download them to my phone and watch on planes is even better.
Hmm, iTunes is the one streaming service I haven’t used. Is there a way to watch iTunes videos on my TV without an Apple TV? I’ve got a Roku and a PS3 to work with.
Some really lazy Googling (“Chicago cocaine bust street value”) gave me a 79kg bust worth $10mil
1kg = 2.2 lbs. 79x2.2 = 174lbs. At $10mil, that $57,471 a pound
One ton (2000 lbs) of cocaine should have a street value of $114,942,000
Didn’t Cyril say it was worth $20 million wholesale? That’s one hell of a mark up.
(Don’t take this all too seriously; I was just curious)
The Chozen ads did everything they possibly could to make me not want to watch it.
Good call.
I thought he said $60m wholesale, which sounds about right.
You could very well be right. I thought I heard 20 but I certainly wouldn’t swear by it.
I just re watched the segment, and Cyril says “50, 60 million.”