Piggly Two.
Not a quote, but in the first episode this season when Dr. Kreiger slides the piglet into his lab coat pocket with no explanation whatsoever. And nobody mentions it!
“How do you think Babou feels?”
“Crepuscular?”
“Satellite tracking says it’s about 20 miles north of Bennington, so I’m guessing it’s a B&B.”
“So I got a bottle of suntan lotion, put on some Al Green, and…”
“It’s this crazy thing kids are doing these days called ‘inventory control.’”
“Immigrants! That’s all they do, just drive around, listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.”
“Ew… and/or ick.”
“For the love of God - seal the exits!”
“Why is it flesh-colored?” “Well, it’s not if you’re black.”
“That’ll do, Piggly. That’ll do.” BLAM!
Did anyone notice… are any of the agents seated around the table at Archer’s and Luke’s ISIS-training graduation party in the Vermont episode, those who Archer later gets killed?
Archer: “Well, Lana’s black… ish.”
Lana: “Ish?”
Archer: “Well, what’s the word, Lana? You freaked out when I said ‘quadroon’!”
Lana: “Imagine that.”
Archer: “You imagine that!”
Mallory: “Why don’t you both imagine shutting up?”
“How’s it look?”
“Well, there is a lot…of…blood down there.”
“What your mom (gasp) said.”
“If you really love me, please don’t finish that sentence.”
Ray: “I may have strayed pretty far from the church, but there’s still some things I believe only God should do.”
Krieger: “Like give you an erection?”
Ray: “…I assume you mean give me the ability to have an erection?”
Krieger: “…Also, yes.”
Question: Anyone know the episode names/numbers of the episodes in which (a) Krieger has his line about “You have no authority in Fort Kickass,” and (b) Archer has to deal with the vibrator in his mom’s desk drawer?
“Fort Kickass” is from “Skorpio” (S1 E6) and the dildo-in-drawer is from “A Going Concern” (S2 E2).
I think Krieger’s enthusiastic “Me too!” might have been my favorite quote this episode – though I do laugh every time Cheryl refers to her “earballs.”
Thanks!
“Grover Cleveland called…he wants his watch back. He left two non-consecutive messages.”
Just like Fourth of Ju-Luau!
“Except with a pig under him.”
“And let me know if you want a gallon of irradiated ants.”
What kills me about Krieger is that he looks a lot like Gordon Freeman, and it’s hilarious to think of Gordon Freeman acting like that.
Jesus! How many times do I have to apologize for that!?
ONCE!
…No.
You guys might like this…The actual models of the characters on Archer
Wow. Krieger’s quite a stretch; the rest are pretty close. I’m not sure how I’d feel, going through life knowing that I was the model for Cheryl.
Also, who the fuck is Bryan?