“Euphemism” among many of my gay friends means a lover. “This is Ted, my euphemism”; or “Friend-friend or euphemism-friend”?
“I ENJOY a cigar from time to time” or “I ENJOY a few martinis after golf.”
Yeah, and I ENJOY the occasional heroin injection and I also ENJOY masturbating in public restrooms.
“In the event of a water landing…” reads as
“If we have to crash this plane into the ocean…”