Some of my favorites are from the Bloodhound Gang:
“My name ain’t Quasimodo but I’ve still got a hunch that like the Jim Jones clan I’ll take you out with one punch…” - Boom
"I’m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I’m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I’m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I’ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef " - Shut Up
“Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor’s lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper’s brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he’ll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I’ll go beserk if you don’t stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can’t do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard’s only got one arm…” - Why’s Everybody Always Pickin On Me
And heck, how can you beat a song title like “A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper’s Crying”