FBI Search and Seizure at Trump's Mar-A-Lago Residence, August 8, 2022, Case Dismissed July 15, 2024

Nice trick! I’ll try it next time.

I found this interesting.

[aside]Right-click on a picture in Imgur and select “open image in a new tab.” Then copy/paste that link. The whole picture will appear. Like this. [/aside]

Ninja’d by @kayaker

It looks like ninja’d, but you explained it better, so I even understood it. Thank you very much! < / hijack>

Y’all doing the SDMB proud on this day. Verily, no person has ever photoshopped a Nazi symbol onto a politician more mightily than thee, and nor with deeper wit and evidence-based reasoning.

Moderating:

It’s time to stop with the Nazi Photoshopping hijack now, though. Please take it to a Pit thread. Thanks.

Mmmm! Goddamn, Pardel-Lux! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some GIMP, but you spring this serious GOURMET Photoshop shit on us!

Is that Trump calling himself “noone”?

Not without the cute accent and dimples.

Here’s a gift link for a NY Times story showing when DOJ was interviewing witnesses to Trump’s mishandling of classified materials:

From the article:

Mr. Philbin was interviewed in the spring, according to two of the people familiar with the matter, as investigators reached out to members of Mr. Trump’s circle to find out how 15 boxes of material — some of it marked as classified — made its way to his Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Fla. It was unclear when Mr. Cipollone was interviewed.

So before the January 6th Committee began their public hearings.

Also:

Mr. Philbin tried to help the National Archives retrieve the material, two of the people familiar with the discussions said. But the former president repeatedly resisted entreaties from his advisers.

“It’s not theirs, it’s mine,” several advisers say Mr. Trump told them.

I think Trump is so screwed over this. It’s not his. It’s ours.

Thank you so much for this link. I’ve wondered about such things, right on up to Trump, and I hope it keeps on happening.

“Classified” means nothing to Trump. Neither does national security.

Well that’s OK I because I am.

By privileged you meant documents that were covered under attorney client or executive privilege and so were taken illegally by the FBI and can’t be used against him.

Isn’t that right?

No, I meant classified, because I genuinely didn’t know what “privileged documents” were then. Thank you for educating me! This isn’t sarcastic, I really didn’t know and thought I was being clever.

I know. I was just trying to help out a fellow doper down on his luck to save face by pointing out a way that Privileged might actually make sense and add to the joke.

DAMMIT thanks anyway

And there are a sizable number of people clamoring to put him back in the White House. :man_facepalming:

“To secure his attention, you had to use images and catchy headlines, even better if they had his name in them,” said Doug London, a former CIA officer who helped assemble the briefing material.

I wouldn’t be surprised if intelligence officials had to perform puppet shows, or create cartoons for him to watch.

It’s funny because it’s pretty much true.

Cue clip of C3P0 briefing Ewoks on the forest moon.