Abraham Lincoln was once asked how long a man’s penis should be. He replied, “Long enough to reach the ground.”
I’m HUGE! whoo hooo! greater than 2.5 inches!
Between 1 and 2.5 inches longer than whatever the 2nd longest guy gives as his answer.
From the subject line my first thought was that this was another Umbridge thread.
It’s so large that the measurement for it has yet to be invented.
Mine’s broken, so I don’t know. 
Mine is measure by weight, not by volume.
How many inches in a cubit?
Shows what I know. I thought speculate meant to use a speculum.
Let’s see.. a cubit. I used to know what a cubit was.
6,000 mils, about.
In inches, that’s about, waaalll…
Umbridge would want to know if the erection was from procreative or recreational sex.
I’m disappointed–where’s the “I’m only here for cake” option that’s usually on these polls?
Buy me dinner first.
Depends on how much rebar I have.
I don’t know. I measure mine in farads.
(I have a large capacity^Hance)
Well say hello to Mr Fancy Pants.
So, are we talking about my Primary Erection or my General Erection?
7 and a half inches long and 2 inches thick
Two and a Half Inches… of Fun!
No, wait, that was someone else.
Damn, forgot to bring my sextant into work. Can I estimate this to the nearest foot?