You know, if we felt the need we could simply have our own poll. “Ladies, if you had been born a man instead, how big would your penis be?”
Measuring from the top side of my penis to my head, it seems to be about 28 inches.
How *you *doin’?
waggles eyebrows
I like this idea and would be interested in seeing the results - maybe some women would think 1.5 inches would be enough to get the job done.
So, are you going to set up the poll or not?
All I get is testimonials…
I’m assuming we mostly know the body is generally proportionate - so that your foot is the length of your forearm, for example, and your hands will neatly cover your face. I’m told the relevant proportion for this thread is the distance between the tip of the thumb and the tip of the little finger. Works for me at any rate.
I voted “other.” As in “find a better scale.”
I assume that’s on the same hand. Otherwise…
…it’s definitely bigger when recreational sex is on the table. Or washing machine.
The proper way to measure a penis is the same way you measure a cat’s tail: starting at the asshole.
heh heh he said sex heh heh
As it diverges from the earth’s curve, do I count straight along the shaft, or measure along the ground?
Nah. If you want to, have at it. I seriously doubt many women would think 1.5 would suffice, though. Wouldn’t you pee on your shoes?
I measured it on the last Kessel Run I did, and now I’m confused.
OK, I tried this, but I couldn’t make sense of it. How do you position the cat relative to your penis?
Need answer fast. My cat is getting impatient, and those claws are sharp.
I’m a Kegel run man, myself.
Hah! Got that beat.
Standing ovations for me (from the ones who can still stand, that is).
Works for me too.
If I relax my arms at my sides, the unobstructed straight line distance from the thumb of one hand to the little finger of the other hand about describes it.
My guess is that he either wants to stroke the ego of SD males, or he really wants to know how many have a terribly small penis by characterizing it as average size and nothing to hide.
352 miles. The tip is somewhere around Scranton. 
This thread is in IMHO, meaning that the size of one’s erection is a matter of opinion.
Makes sense, I guess.
I posted “other”:
The length of my erect wang is 1.610869e-17 light-years.