Fellas... what's up with that last drop?

You know what I mean. You’re goin to the bathroom, and just as you’re finishing up there’s one…drop…left. Every time, it’s the most unshakeable drop there ever was. So umm yeah, here are my two questions:
[li]Have you figured out a way to shake it?[/li][li]If not, have you found a viable alternative to getting rid of it?[/li][/ul]

Thanks in advance for any and all responses or witty retorts.

I blot with a piece of toilet paper folded up while squeezing. Works for me.

I thought this was about Maxwell House coffee.

Eh, that’s what underwear is for: to absorb your herbs and juices.

General Questions is for questions with factual answers. IMHO is for opinions and polls. Since the OP is asking about a pole, sorry I mean poll, I’ll move this to IMHO for you.

Off to IMHO.

DrMatrix - GQ Moderator

How much do you shake it? Because two shakes is the maximum. Any more than that and you’re playing with it.

A recent thread, which I’m too lazy to link, explored this very topic.

My method is to push firmly upward on the baunch after you get done whizzing. It forces the remaining pee out of your whang.

I just play with it. Then you don’t have to worry about shaking it.



I find a gingerly bounce is much more effective than a shake. You have to really get your hips into it. Like you’re making love to the air.

Grab it way low, near the base, and then whack it against the side of the urinal, hard, about five or six times.

Me too.

Me too.

Dammit! Two shakes is never enough. If I only shake twice, there’ll be enough left leaking out to create a generous cookie-sized stain on the front of my pants.

Let’s face it guys: even with the most vigorously applied shaking/whacking/blotting, sometimes one last rascally drop is going to to thwart our efforts and leak to the front, just as soon as we pull everything back inside. In terms of negative aspects of a particular gender, this isn’t nearly one of the worst ones.


Can you shake off the last drop?

One of life’s mysteries I tell ya…

:smiley: I am SOOO glad I’m female!

Yeah. I wish I could play a urinal like a triangle.

C’mon! You don’t have this much fun whilst taking a piss… :smiley:

…or do you?

C’mon! You don’t have this much fun whilst taking a piss… :smiley:

…or do you?

You gotta stop hanging round those kinda toilets.

Holy crap, bughunter, I don’t like using a urinal, let alone coming into intimate contact with one!

And SanguineSpider, it’s all fun and games being female until you have to pee outdoors, and then it’s just destined for your boots…or so I hear…

Yeah, being able to piss any time anywhere is real convenient. Plus SanguineSpider, when guys are 45, we don’t have to worry about pissing ourselves when we sneeze :wink: