My Fiance says guys don’t wipe and that it’s some kind of man thing, I think at least Some of you must, thusly, my first poll…
Have you ever seen a guy piss? None of these options are applicable. When I’m done, I do nothing, but unlike what your poll option suggests, there are no drops afterwards to bother me. When I’m done pissing there’s no more piss.
I would laugh relentlessly at any friend who admitted to wiping when he was done peeing (unless he had like a medical condition that caused dribbling or something…).
In fact, I was amazed as a child when I learned that females have to wipe after urinating.
I just discovered last week that my brother wipes. I found this astounding - I had no idea there were people who did that.
For me, it’s shake, shake, tuck.
This is the first case I’ve ever heard of. These mutants exist!
This is not the first time that I have been referred to as a mutant.
Some people have longer urinary tracts than others.
Just sayin’
Shake it off and get back in the game.
Wring it out like a dish towel.
I actively avoid wiping. One experience with the paper getting wicked up into a place it shouldn’t go due to surface tension is enough!
curls into fetal position quietly cursing Ludo
My ex used to wipe. Nothing like getting horny and unzipping only to find pieces of toilet paper stuck to the rod of supposed power . . .
Wipe? After peeing? Are you kidding me? You do realize there’s no toilet paper next to urinals, right? And there’s no paper in the woods. Seriously, wiping? Huh?
I’d relentlessly mock any friend that admitted to wiping. Probably by asking if he sits down, too.
You should be asking the age of your respondents.
Shake and pray.
Tap it once against each side and once against top and bottom and we’re good.
I voted “blot” but I have to qualify it with “only while wearing dress pants.” I can guarantee, the one time I’m all spiffed up for a job interview, I’m going to shake and get an extra drop where I don’t want to see it. Normally I just jump up and down and spin so Pinky the Monster is flung around enough for my satisfaction—sometimes I do this to music.
Some female comedian I heard once: “Ladies, you what guys do when they’re done? They shake it! WTF, guys? Get a mudflap for that thing!”
True. Ten years ago, I could just zip up and be on my way. Now it isn’t a matter of the drops that can be seen but the urine lurking further up waiting to leak out the instant I get everything back in place. Wiping (if that was even an option) wouldn’t help at all anyway.
Did you actually see him wipe? I would propose that the tissue is the remains from wacking off, not wiping after pissing.
Good call. It’s a shame so many people are embarrassed when it comes to masturbation.
I’m masturbating right now, actually.
And I find the idea of a guy wiping about as ridiculous as the idea of not wiping your ass after you shit - and I know a few of these people.
I laughed.