A couple of jumping jacks and I’m good to go.
My ex used to blot, so I figured it was about half and half, consider ignorance fought!
I suck it dry.
Just kidding, I shake. Sometimes there are a few small driplets left over, but I pay them no mind.
My son wipes, but that’s because he’s two and a half and really likes to pull the paper off the roll. When do you adult males think I should break it to him that this is not a manly thing to do?
36 is probably a good age.
Why the hell.
Ok, sometimes you can’t quite empty out the tubes, so that once you get it back in your pants it leaks out a bit. But none of the urine is actually on the surface of the penis, so wiping and blotting doesn’t do any good. It’s all internal. Why the hell would anyone wipe?
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It amazes me how many women don’t know this.
I hope y’all at least know about shrinkage.
I prefer to have it blow dried.
I wipe sometimes, if there are stubborn pee droplets. Because, you know, shaking it vigorously just gets your pee droplets flung all over the bathroom.
Ewww.
I do this thing where I suck in, which pushes the remaining urine out. It cleans out the hose, so to speak. And then I wait a few seconds. Shaking will just splatter it. Wiping seems superfluous, as nothing gets wet.
15 seconds in the microwave on medium and I’m good to go.
I squeeze out the last drops like the last bit of toothpaste left in the tube. Otherwise I’ll get a dozen steps from the toilet and get a warm tinkly surprise.
Likewise, but I would classify any sort of penile gyration (internal or external) as “shaking”.
Shake, but remember, if you shake more than three times, you’re jerking off!
Seems to me that it would also depend on if one is circumcized or not, wouldn’t it?
I don’t think so. Depending how much skin you have you’d probably just pull it back to piss anyway.
There are a lot of guys to whom it comes as a surprise that women do wipe.
And you are referring to the effects of cold/cold water, right?
Only if your foreskin covers the hole, which might make your aim a bit scattershot.
I crack it like a whip.
Tubes? Plural?
Dude, if you’re not doing specialty porn, you’re in the wrong business.
Boy do I have a video for you…
Not sarcasm.