I too, Hate the cold, and can’t get warm at all all winter unless sitting right in front of the woodstove blower. Even then I wear a hat.
But today, man, had me beat. I work outside all day, and this was the hottest day of the year; 97 with a heat index of fubblgety 100 hunnert somethin’. And humid. No breeze.
I drank two gallons of water, and my outgoing piss could have boiled an egg.
And, I really stink, that humid funky stank thing.
Gonna build me a bar in the back of my car,
and drive myself to drink.
I think the reason I hate winter is that my feet never get comfortable. My toes get cold. I put them near a heat source. They now get too hot and sweat. Now I move them and the sweat gets real cold and never dries. Now my toes don’t warm up until I take a shower. That all takes about 5 minutes.
