Hello All and thanks for taking the time to read this.
Ayesha and I were having a discussion last night and the subject of female ejaculation came up.
She says that there is no such thing and I said that there was such a thing and that I have had to wring out my beard because of it.
So lets hear the Straight Dope from the Teaming Millions, is it real or not?
Peace
t lion
" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "
There is a great Annie Sprinkle tape (with “Goddess” - something… in the name).
I’m a gay male and I loved this! Its for anyone who is a sexual being. Rent it.
She sprays like you would not believe!!
Fact. 'Nuff said.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
…and all this time, I thought it was just slobber.
I think I’ll go brush my teeth.
Fact. Seen it from two different women, one of whom knew a good thing when she saw it ane married me 
Female person checking in. It’s a fact 
And Lion, if you’re bringing your wife to this height of sexual pleasure, you are one hell of a lover. Female ejaculation is entirely possible, but a somewhat rare occurrence (especially given the number of women who don’t even reach orgasm in the first place). So kudos to you, Mr. Lion!
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
The Annie Sprinkle thing is “Sluts and Godesses”-- real live footage.
(Also, from personal experience, fact, although it isn’t entirely analogous to boy spooge).
I can vouch for it, I have only been with one female that ejaculated but I thought I was going to drown!!! Kind of a funny story, it was my one and only “star fuck” although when it happened she wasn’t really a star anymore, more like a former star. I know this sounds like BS if I name her, so I won’t.
At first I thought she was pissing on me, but after a second I realized it didn’t smell like pee. It is just a clear fluid.
It is still really weird to have happen, especially because it happens when your already close up, and there is no way to jerk back without seeming like a jerk, so to speak.
Anyway, it really exists.
cecil did a column on this. he was uncertain.
Lion, I think you and Ayesha could just perform repeated experiments to prove this for yourselves, wouldn’t you think? Though, from all the literature I’ve checked [ahem] many females seem convinced of its truth, like those on this board.
Ok, Lion I believe you.
Shayna, he is believe me he is. And he’s been doing that to me for 22 years.
Ok I did marry him for the sex.
AvenueB-dude, that’s what I thought was happening , that maybe I was losing control of my bladder a little bit when I reached orgasam.
Surgoshan, we have been experimenting for years now, he says it started happening like that about a year or two after we got together. But you know another 20 or 30 years of experimenting couldn’t hurt.
All right people, I admit it, Lion knows more about my body especially that part of it than I do.
Lion I didn’t think you would really post this, you know anyone who meets us or who has met us IRL will never look at your beard in the same way again.
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
I had a female friend that mentioned what a pain it was to change the sheets after sex every time. I looked at her puzzled. Then she looked puzzled at my puzzlement. Comparing notes, I found out she ejaculated, but none of my GF’s ever had.
My take on it is that it mainly depends on the woman, secondly on the quality of the sex.
The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) did a show on their “Ideas” radio series called “One Sex or Two? (Female ejaculation)” that was a real eye (ear?) opener. A transcript of the show (along with letters giving listener reactions) is available at: http://radio.cbc.ca/programs/ideas/shows/1sexor2/index.html
for your enlightenment and edification.
Computers in the future may weigh no more than 15 tons.
-Popular Mechanics, 1949
It does exist, and a female can learn to do it with the proper stimulation and recognizing signs that it is approaching.
The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.
Here’s an “in-depth” article on the subject matter:
omni, I found that web site very unscientific.
Some women do ejaculate & whether this is becuase of loss of bladder control [Most probable] or something else is not clear yet. But if some of you know of women who ejaculate it would just be a matter of watching where it comes from when it happens.
The only other way it seems possible is from female lubrigation glands but these are pretty far inside.
I just want to say thanks to every one who responded to this topic and helped me to win the bet I made with Ayesha.
Peace
t lion
I’ll bet that the stakes in the aforementioned bet made it a “win-win” proposition, so to speak…
Yer pal,
Satan
First Place
Most Popular Poster of the 20th Century Competition
As overseen by Coldfire
Yep Satan, it sure was > ;).
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)