Fair enough. I’m not going to argue the point.
Though I have to ask, if you’re going to dump in front of everyone, why not dump into the trash can?
Were these special-ed students or something?
Eh, no, probably not. A special-ed kid would have much more self-awareness and class than that.
Disgusting.
Oh, don’t worry dear, I wasn’t arguing. Not with you! I can see needing an emergency dump, certainly, I just couldn’t help thinking about me in that situation and nothing would induce me to do that.
But yes, what’s wrong with the trash can? That’s actually a fairly good idea. COmparing it to something analagous that’s much harder to control, if I had to throw up for some reason I’d definitely try to make it to the trash can.
What’s more (urk) is it doesn’t sound like she was sick, if you catch my drift. I mean, it seems to be (double urk) solid. So why couldn’t it wait?
I am just appalled.
This is pure speculation on my part, but the only potential uneducated rationale I can offer at this point is that many of the kids in this school are low SES, from broken families, drug families, etc. Lockdowns are not totally unheard of at that school, whereas a lockdown might be considered a traumatic event at another school. Some of the students there are highly neglected and even abandoned by their parents.
Perhaps the kids in this particular small group have seen a lot of shit [bad pun] in their short time on this planet. Maybe a bit of poop isn’t likely to phase you compared to watching your meth-addicted mother’s life circle the drain every day. Who knows?
This is not your average middle class school with all the social cliques and norms one might find in that kind of environment.
That’s my hunch, but I really don’t know.
Maybe the teens in question are the progeny of California’s state lawmakers, lobbyists, and their ilk. Other than that, I’ve got nuthin’.
I think this just broke my brain. I once saw a kid in my high school spit out his gun on to the floor when he was two feet from a garbage can and walking toward it. I was incredulous for days after that thinking “how could anyone be that stupid, lazy, and unthoughtful”.
But this- wow. Just wow. There are so many individual things this girl did that would be horrible and strange but all added together it makes some horrible train wreck you just have to look at as you wonder how anyone would think that was a good idea.
I hope that girl is forever known as “the girl that shat in class”.
I guess I can understand it a bit more than before. I was just thinking of your average high school- something like the one I went to.
Man, I thought my friend was fucked up when he squeezed one out in the corner of a parking lot while I was look-out, but this is in a whole different realm!
So, I guess you could say her classmates weren’t very anal about her behavior?
Kids today with their guns…
:smack:
I was just surprised he had the whole thing in his mouth. You would think he would get lockjaw or something.
This remark just made my day. Come on you website making people. Here’s your new project.
- i maid u a cookie, but i crapded on it
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Times change. When I was in HS, you’d be mercilessly tormented over having a zit or something like that. If somebody would have casually taken a shit on the floor in a classroom, they’d never live that shit down. Now if somebody did it to make a statement, like shitting on the teacher’s desk, they’d be a hero for the few minutes they were around until they were expelled for good. I’m not squeemish, but that would just gross me the fuck out.
:eek:
I can’t … what … how … :: brain asplodes ::
Yeah, taking a shit on something as a prank, or as a protest, is a time honored if disgusting tradition. But I’ve never heard of anyone just casually squeezing one out because they can’t be bothered to find a toilet. It’s a basic evolutionary behavior to keep your shit away from your not-shit.
OK, you almost made me pee my pants (but at least I’m alone in my house, not with others in a classroom).
Yeah, the only way this makes sense is if the kids in question have mental problems or live in neglectful homes suffering from Fourth Degree Squalor. In any remotely normal teenage social situation, no girl would even admit to having any bodily functions, never mind putting the most disgusting on display. And if one girl was messed up enough to shit on the floor, everyone would freak out, and the girl would have to move to a different town to survive the extreme shunning and teasing.
I think the bigger question here is, “How did she poop but not pee at the same time!?!”
Well! How different!
But never mind that. You used capitalization correctly in your post title, with prepositions in lowercase. This brings me a little bit of genuine joy. Thank you for that!
I have to agree with the posters who guessed mental illness. Gah. This is one big WTF, that’s for sure.
I had a similar experience at my old job, working at a Holocaust museum. Now, employees are required to take a docent-led tour periodically, to be well-informed about the exhibits, because even the accountants get accosted by curious visitors. Most of our docent tours are schoolchildren.
I was with a group of fifth-graders (10-11), listening to the docent talk about the Nuremburg laws, when I smelled an unholy stench. I figured a kid had let one rip. Impolite, of course, but sometimes you gotta do it. As we start to move on to the next part of the exhibit, I see the security guard approaching with a wad of paper towels and a can of Lysol.
Turns out somebody had crapped on the floor. I didn’t see it, nor did I hear any giggles or remarks of disgust, so I don’t think the kid dropped trou and squatted. I’m thinking he (probably a he, most of the girls were up front by the docent) probably crapped his pants and it either fell to the floor of its own volition, or he somehow manipulated it nonchalantly so that it fell out the bottom of his shorts.
I thought that was bad, but there’s always that room for doubt that he maybe felt ill but was too shy or embarrassed to ask for the bathroom, and accidentally shat himself. This high school girl’s act was obviously deliberate.
What the hell is wrong with people?
I call shenanigans on this. I’m not sure exactly WHO I’m calling it on, but I’m calling it. I am a guy who can very much enjoy gross-out humor, I like to smell my own farts, etc. I can’t imagine the quoted scenario, unless the ENTIRE thing was planned by ALL the kids involved, as some big “prank.” I can barely imagine this happening in the back streets of Calcutta, let alone an American classroom (if the OP is American, that is…)
Joe
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ETA : On reading the whole threads, I can “understand” the prankiness of the dude drunkenly dropping a deuce on the hood of the car, or the one dumping in the HS parking lot. But I still can’t grasp the OP behavior in anyone but truly developmentally disabled kids. Not inner-city poor kids of drug-addled parents, but full-on retarded kids.
Joe