I have a detailed rant, but its 1:30 in the morning, so I will return. In the meanwhile, check this out:
http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/terrifica021105.html?partner=earthlink.
Be afraid, men. Be very afraid.
I’m speechless.:eek:
Sounds rather like our friend Justhink. Hey…
That has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen since that Peter Pan guy.
Marc
I’m not 100% sure, (I was snoggered at the time) but I think I’ve seen this woman in The Village Idiot before, yelling at a waitress who was being hit on by some drunk dude.
On second thought, maybe we could use Terrifica to capture our home-grown Asian Penis Man here in Seattle… they seem made for each other.
As a drunk, horny woman, I resent her interference. In fact, I’d kick her wannabe superhero ass if she treated me as if I were weak and needed protection. Look out, Terrifa! Looks like you hang out in my neighborhood and I will not take your anti-feminist, condescending crap. Dopers, if I encounter her, I will present the blow-by-blow story in all its glorious detail. Odds are she’s posing anyways and would run away if anyone gave her shit. Don’t worry boys, it’s not girls like her you’ve got to be afraid of. If you encounter a chula on the other hand… you wouldn’t know what hit you until it was too late.
Worst. Superhero. Ever.
When I read about this chick yesterday, the first thing that came to my mind was, “Mental Health Intervention”.
The second thing was, “I wonder how often she gets run off by women who don’t appreciate her nosy protectiveness.”
I’m sorry, I need more information than this… where, exactly, does one find these women? I certainly have the ill intentions.
It has, unfortunately, been my experience that women are NOT weak, easily manipulated, and do NOT need to be protected from themselves!
An example: a few weeks ago, Astrogirl was sitting at my computer playing computer games. I decided it was time to have a bit of fun, so I walked up behind her preparing to grab at her naughty bits… she suddenly asked, “What time is it, honey?” “Sexual harrassment time!” I growled. She quickly reached around the back of the chair and grabbed Mr. Happy and the boys. “OK,” she said, “I’m ready!”
So much for my fun.
Terrifica v. Fantastico. Let’s lock them in a room together and see what transpires.
Somehow I think that ship has sailed…
La La La Beep Beep Beep Imminent Core Shutdown Alert. Mind cannot cope.
Wowsers. I wonder if she just picks the nearest couple that looks drunk and leaps in to fight crime. My wife and I have been out drunk and acting dumb before, but if Terrifica showed up trying to “protect” welbywife she’d probably get a good and healthy bitch slap from the “victim.”
The Steelers start winning, and I’m proud to be a native Pittsburgher again…then this. :eek:
New York must be more genteel than my old hometown. If Terrifica tried this crap in the Strip District on a Saturday night, she’d get her ass waxed.
Perhaps she’s substituting ‘women are’ for ‘I am’, ‘They’ for ‘I’ and ‘them’ for ‘me’?
This is bad??! 
They’d find her dangling from the 9th street bridge - that is if she didn’t disappear forever into the Mon.
Although, I’d really like to see her try that schtick on the South Side… all those bars. Her head would probably explode.
I just noticed the ‘native Pittsburgher’ thing because you pointed it out. And let me emphatically state that she is NOT to be taken as representative of us female yinzers!
Hmmm…I think Fantastico has it right:
"I’m convinced she is loveless and would love to have the rest of the city as loveless and miserable as she is."
Some people go way too far with their imagination, but to be honest, I kinda like it! It’s great to see someone out there doing something they perceive as “Good for the world,” I’ve often wondered if there were any real vigilantes out there. Of course, this is completely different that someone that was raped and now prowls the night beating up street thugs and rescuing kidnapped children, but hey, it’s a start, no?
A rather pathetic start, but a start nonetheless.
Am I the only one who thinks this whole thing is a prank?
C’mon. Terrifica I can believe, barely. But Fantastico, her velvet-clad lothario nemesis?
Daniel
You’ve obviously never been subject to the wiles of a man in crushed lavender velvet. Resistance is futile.
I heard it’s a publicity stunt for Mystery Men II.