Female Urination

Round holes give straight streams: o

Vertical holes give ribbon streams: !

Hm. But if one is pouring Kool-Aid from a pitcher, the pitcher’s spout-slot isn’t necessarily veritcal, but the flow is ribboned. I also am not convinced that a woman’s urethra is veritical in shape. Haven’t called a urologist yet, but I will soon.

A woman’s urethral opening is not vertical in shape, like the male’s. It’s more of a junction of three slits that sort of iris open to form a more-or-less round hole. This produces a stream that, while it doesn’t ribbon, doesn’t exactly form a “straight, steady stream”, either.

Go ahead. Ask me how I know.


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