Tart.
How about “man mattress” that has a certain ring to it. . .
I thought maybe ‘Twat’.
I always thought trollop had a nice ring to it.
[redneck]
Ma! I durn be cornfused! I thought them Jews and them queers was workin’ together to overthrew us decent folks. But then them there Jew and them there homo-sec-chewal be exchangin’ words of an in-sultan character!
[/redneck]
Scotti, no lemonade, but I did just bring in a pot of sun tea, a little ice and honey and a veggie tray and it could be a decent bit of a sit down.
C’mon, I have space on the porch swing…
Come on now boys, can’t we behave like gentlemen here?
Ok you Hairy witty bastard come over here right now.
And you Gay witty bastard you get yer ass over here too.
I just have one thing to say
Which one of you bastards is my father?
Ok everybody how about a big group hug now?
Wait, now I’m lost.
Are Esprix’s signature threads now “Ask the Gay Bastard?”
Is Fenris now the Metatron Bastard?
Board searches are going to get really confusing.
Aw, thanks honey! I LOVE iced tea, and I could use a bit of a sit down on a porch swing. I was up all night doing a fundraiser event for the American Cancer Society…the Relay for Life. If they ever have one in your neck of the woods, please try to go to the 11:00PM Luminary Service…it is quite a moving and beautiful tribute to survivors of cancer and for those who are fighting the battle…and a fitting memorial to those who lost the fight. My family has a team every year in memory of my mom and brother.
Thanks for the iced tea, could I have a little lemon instead of the honey? Love you, darling!
Er, about that crush thing…
What? I’m too young?
Duh-rat.
::goes off sulking::
Don’t worry, sweetie, you qualify nicely, being both too young AND too far away.
I’ll put you on my short list of likely candidates.
<<smooch>>