And the calamari is eager and becoming …restive. If something doesn’t happen soon, I don’t want to be in the same room with her.
The paddles. I mean, paddling as an initiation is an age-old honored custom - along with felching, of course - but maybe it’s time for a new tradition… that of extreme hand-eye coordination!
OK, OK, it’s weak, I know.
I’ll just go stand over here by the squiAAAAAHHH!
thud
SPLASH!
Guess that means that Sunspace is safe from the calamari…this time.
Now, did someone mention paddles?
wrestling with squid, races to rescue Daithi Lacha
Heeeelp! :eek:
:eek:
:: runs over toward vat, where the calamari and Daithi Lacha are engaged in some kind of struggle ::
:: bangs on side of vat ::
:: yells into microphone ::
Mariah! Mariah! Put the human down now! Bad squid!
:: Mariah ignores the voice ::
Crap.
:: Sunspace runs, leads over a goat which was tethered near (but out of sight of) the vat for just this reason. He rubs a towel through the goat’s fur, then runs up the ladder, and, cursing, jumps into the vat to separate the calamari from Daithi Lacha. As soon as the towel enters the water, the calamari takes notice. It looses Daithi Lacha and starts looking around through the transparant wall of the vat. Sunspace quickly pulls Daithi Lacha away, and they emerge from the water, beathing heavily and covered in sucker marks. ::
:: a quick flash of tentacular motion ::
:: the goat vanishes from its tether next to the tank, its rope snapped ::
:: the water in the calamari vat roils ::
coughs up olive oil & brine
Wow! Not quite the lunch break it started out to be… Kythereia & Sunspace, you two are now officially My Heroes!
stoopid calimari!
:: Sunspace looks around. His eyes widen. ::
When did we get two calamari vats?
:: He runs over to the other vat, jumps in, pulls Kythereia free ::
This isn’t really making sense.
:: Hands Kythereia and Daithi Lacha towels ::
At least only the one squid has the hircine fetish…
On our lunch breaks, something always manages to feed itself…
:: blush ::
Hey, with the price of goats skyrocketing, funding the R&D for the RoboGoat just makes good fiscal sense.
Plus, it keeps me out of the calamari room. Have you seen the mess in there??
*sneaks over and shoves *Kythereia ** right back into the squid tank
Hee hee!
Oh, what the hey.
plants a big one on Harimad-sol
Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy these initiations?
That’s what the wiffle ball bats are for.
It’s not my fault the calamario developed a taste for goat…
Hey! I try to keep the place clean, and what happens? Just when I get the calamari calmed down, someone slips and then it gets roiled up again! I feel like the maid here! Can we just keep things calm even for five minutes?
:: stomps over to squid tank again while looking daggers at anaamika ::
It’s going to be one of those days…
Sunspace, would you like some help?
HA HA!
shoves both Sunspace & Haramid-Sol into the squid tank with Kythereia
hee hee hee hee hee!
Oh, no, you don’t.
grabs Anaamika and pulls her into the tank
complaining loudly This tank is suddenly really crowded!
Waitaminute…isn’t **Sunspace ** the only male in here? :eek:
I suppose if he minds, he’ll let us know.
still on dry land
Well! I think that’s everyone taken care of.
Here, goaty goaty goaty…
:: blush ::
:: innocent look ::
Hey! Who is playing footsi–uh oh.
:: sudden change of expression ::
Everyone out of the tank!!!