Super Rare Picture Of Mariah's Cousin In Action After Initiation!

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We’re going to need a lot more lemons.

He looks like he’s lost weight since I joined.

I may be getting wooshed, but…why did you post a picture of the Japanese Minister of Art and Culture?

Ahh, but that’s what you’re supposed to think. It is indeed Mariah’s cousin Moriah (pronounced “Morey”), who fills in when Mariah is too [DEL]gorged[/DEL] tired from the last initiation.

Could someone tell me what the fuck this is about?

From my time lurking, I’ve gathered that ‘Cephalopod’ + ‘initiation’ = . . . an in-joke of some kind. I’m afraid I can’t tell you any more than that (and being an in-joke, you’re not gonna get a straight answer from anyone who knows).

Good times, good times. Now I have a hankering for some lime jello.

Cough up the yearly fee and we’ll be glad to play show and tell.

Mostly show.

And yeah, he’s lookin’ pretty good. He seems well fed, nice strong tentacles. He seems a bit bored though.

Seriously. Sign up.

So THAT’S where he went. I tell you, I can’t keep track of him anymore! I no sooner turn around then he’s out the door and making mischief! Just wait till his father gets home–he’ll catch it hot then!

And exactly who was it this time that forgot to lock the gorram door? We haven’t gone free to post yet because of the cost of damages from accidents like this you know.

You. With the Firefly speak. Not funny or cute. Stop that crap.
Mariah will be seeing you if you keep that up.

Well, it looks to be an octopus. About 30 feet wide. Hard to tell, really.

Fine, fine. Just don’t come asking me for help when the Reavers come for you, buster.

I’ve been here a while, will someone tell* me *what the hell this means?

You’ve … never been introduced?

Really?

Pardon me a moment.
HEY, GUYS, WE MISSED ONE! YO, OVER HERE! Bring the goat!

Mindfield, it seems we actually missed two. The cousins are gonna have fun this week!

Pssst, mork, more than one.

Curses, beaten to the punch!

Lurked forever. Signed up. Never did a “hi, I’m new here [dimple]” post, just started posting. Now I must confess these sins, and ask:

What the hell is going on?

Does this have something to do with HP Lovecraft?