…and Mariah, the surviving squid, in her tank, plotting a way to get someone’s goat.
…and Hal, sitting in the lab, tinkering with with the RG Mark IV, muttering “I told you there was a reason I stay outta the squid room…”
*Keapon ** * trundles in with a coffee pot hanging from a metal pole.
Sorry, I’m late guys. But you see, first the water wouldn’t boil, then I couldn’t find the coffee, and finally, when I thought I had everything, I realized that the enema nozzle was missing.
Naturally, I raided Hal’s locker, but it wasn’t there. All I could find was this used speculum :eek: and I figured, heck, that’ll have to do.
*
- Glances around at the mayhem. *
Uhh… did I miss something?
Anaamika, there’s a tenta- … sees Sunspace gesturing wildly… uhh, never mind…
Boy I’ve caused a lot of trouble here, tonight, haven’t I? snickers Well, that’ll just teach you, I’ve had more fun than -
three beats of silence
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAARRRRR-
sound of screaming cuts off
:: SPLOOSH! ::
:: bubbles rise from Mariah’s tank. Somehow they sound like laughter ::
Ok…I think everyone in here has been officially re-initiated. 
Round up the goats!
It seems the party is a bust.
:Stops Blind Date music::
Oh well…
Come on then goatys…time to go home…No, you stay here Rex… :eek: 
Mariah, let go of Anaamika.
(Goodness, your tentacles are getting long. You didn’t used to be able to reach all the way out of the tank like that…)
::walks in…alone
Why didn’t he listen? I told him he shouldn’t go through the door at the end of the…
::looks around
Ummm. I have to go now.
No! Me and Mariah are getting along…just fine.
*giggles maniacally.
Hey!
You guys have no patience.
I was getting the Vaseline.
Sorry you had your chance.
Besides we’ve just cleaned up the mess, Mariah has eaten Rex and Sally, Agnes ran for the hills, and we’re missing 3 members and a guest. (Do you know how hard that is to explain to Lynn!?)
I guess you’re stuck as one of the uninitiated…
No. We will not givwe up. There is always a way.
:: glances around ::
Hey…they had a valid excuse!
Now break out the goats and put fresh batteries in the squid.
We’s some a-nishi-ationing to take care of, folks!
Don’t know why I quoted Sunspace instead of tick, but there you go.
too many freaking buttons nowadays, mutter, rant, etc…
Have you ever considered changing your user name to harmful?
But I like for it to be a surprise! : innocent whistling smiley :
I’m here.
Shall we begin?
'Dere he is! And he’s currently online! Get 'em before he gets away again!
<tackles Feydeau and trusses him up like a piñata>
Ok folks, he’s all set and ready for some initating! Be back in a jif…gotta go get the RoboGoat Mark VI…
…no, wait…Mark V…or…wait, no, that destroyed in the Backward Thread, but…did that happen yet?? Ahhh, crap!
Well, I’ve still got the PVC “straws.”
Hand me that Vaseline…