Fictional Characters You Would Sleep With

They can be from any discipline (film, tv, books, etc.) as long as they’re fictional.

My Top Three:

Coupling(UK) - Jeff. The pervy dork vibe he has going is strangely endearing.

Pride and Prejudice - Mr. Darcy. Duh.

Pirates of the Caribbean - Captain Jack Sparrow. A desert island, plenty of rum and hot, dirty pirate sex.

Hawkeye, from the TV series, M.A.S.H.

Quigley, from the movie, Quigley Down Under.

Laura, from High Fidelity (the movie).

Yufi Kisaragi from “Final Fantasy VII” and “Kingdom Hearts.”

Enid from Ghost World.

Muriel from Muriel’s Wedding.

Greebo as a man. Mrrrrrrooooooow!

James Alexander Malcom McKenzie Fraser from Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander books.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
Professor Snape

Great topic LOL

I can’t explain some of mine… just find the characters interesting and attractive.

Gus MacCrae, Lonesome Dove & Tom from The Godfather (might have something to do with Robert Duvall, but I find the characters in the book sexy as well.)

I concur with Mr. Darcy and would have to definitely add Captain Frederick Wentworth (Persuasion) whose character wrote the best love letter ever. Colonel Brandon is not bad- man with a past…
Stu from The Stand… can see him in a white t-shirt and jeans…good 'ol boy sex :).

Sick Boy (with a condom of course)… been reading Porno (the sequel to Trainspotting)- so far he is just so damn sexy, even if everything he does is a scam. Maybe its the accent…once had a hell of a good night at The Crown & Anchor (Las Vegas) pub with part of the Scottish Air Force crew- major regret in my life that I didn’t go home with one.

Rhett Butler (without the halitosis), Devlin in the Alfred Hitchcock film Notorious. Strangely, I kinda find the bad guy played by Claude Rains attractive in a sleazy, Nazi way.

Roland, as a young boy with a big gun, very sexy in The Wizard & The Glass, although I didn’t find him as attractive in the other books (when he was sacrificing little boys and having parts of his hand eaten off LOL)>

Ukyo Kuonji.

That Ranma was a fool.

Lynn Minnmei from Robotech

Neil Gaiman’s Death

The Baroness from GI Joe

Sarek, Spock’s dad, from Star Trek TOS.

That voice…those eyes…that lean build…that voice

Number one on the list …

Aragorn, Lord of the Rings

Could have something to do with seeing him in the movies I suppose. But I maintain that it’s the fictional Aragorn that I’d drawn to, since Viggo Mortenson doesn’t turn me on at all.

T’Pol

Xander Cage; Triple X. A couple dozen times in a row please!

Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Jane.

My number one, forever and always, Spike. sigh He can go five hours, it’s canon.

Rhett Butler

Captain Jack Sparrow

Hawkeye Pierce

Spike Spiegal from Cowboy Bebop.

Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Flowing blonde hair, pointy ears, and awesome archery skills…mmmm yeah.

Lenny from Laverne & Shirley. Yeah I know that’s weird because he was supposed to be dirty and gross. But there’s just something about the misunderstood sensitive guitar playing guy that I like. And he was sort of cute.

Willow Rosenberg

Joyce Summers

I’d say Dagny Taggart but she wouldn’t sleep with me, so I will say Cheryl Taggart. Ayn shoulda got her & Eddie Willers together instead of having her commit suicide & him lose his mind. (ATLAS SHRUGGED btw)

Shoot, my guys are going to be coming to me from Granuaile and Lsura’s beds. I want Mr. Darcy and Jamie Fraser too.