If you are (reading this letter, watching seeing this thread on a message board, or ________), it means I am almost certainly dead, probably due to _________, ________, or, if things went really bad, _________). It also means that the ________ is in ______, that you and _______ are probably ________. Well, y’all need to _____, because if I died the way I currently fear, you have less than 2 days to _____ the ________ or things will get even worse.
But no lecture. I trust you to do the right thing. So much, in fact, that I am going to share my greatest secret with you right now. Go to my _____ and check the first ______ on the _____ in the blank, and you will find ________. Armed with that, you should be able to do what you need to do. And do that first. Leaving taking your revenge on ________ for later.
Good luck. Please know that I’ve always (loved you/considered you my best friendwanted you for _________). Also, if _______ is still alive, please tell (him/her/it) that _________.